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Samantha 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇸🇩🇮🇷🇻🇪🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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@WombatNShadow @Bruce_Elvisteen @samphetamine Oh shit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 can I stand over your dead body holding your painting? That should add a few thousand! And also don’t forget to sign it! 🤣🤣🤣 *also gets trampled by said rhino*
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We need a plan to get Lisa famous! She’s going to send me her beautiful painting and I’m gonna need a retirement plan so if I can get those paintings worth thousands I can pay for my funeral! Also no bears! @Bruce_Elvisteen @samphetamine @WombatNShadow
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@Bruce_Elvisteen @sallymell @WombatNShadow I say be eaten by the winner of the annual Canadian fat bear contest. A lot of people from all over the world vote and care about that!
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@sallymell @WombatNShadow @samphetamine You 2 leaving me with Sam, I'll be there with said rhino?👍🏽👍🏽😂
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@WombatNShadow @sallymell @Bruce_Elvisteen Thinking of you, Wombat. Always just a message away. Keep us updated! ❤️
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@sallymell @Bruce_Elvisteen @samphetamine I'm the most multifunctional and yet dysfunctional wombat you'll ever meet. 🤣🤣🤣❤️🐾🐾
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@sallymell @WombatNShadow @Bruce_Elvisteen Lenny has hairy feet. He slides on the tiles when he runs. Well, lately he gets the zoomies and jumps on the table at one end and skids all the way along till he goes bellowing off the other end.
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@sallymell @WombatNShadow @Bruce_Elvisteen Always here if you need to vent. Or if you want to relieve some stress by harassing my apparent sperm donor.
I know he denies it, but we are unfortunately too much alike. 😭😭😭
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@WombatNShadow @sallymell @Bruce_Elvisteen I am glad that you have found something that makes you happy and makes you feel good about yourself. 😊
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@sallymell @Bruce_Elvisteen @samphetamine I hope I'm not driving you all nuts. It's been awhile since I found something that makes me happy and feel good about me. 😊❤️🐾🐾
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@Bruce_Elvisteen @AlisonFisk Joe can get fucked by a rusted fork.
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@AlisonFisk @samphetamine Show this to Joe.
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Roman anti-cheating gaming accessory!
This Roman ‘turricula’ (dice tower) was used to ensure a fair roll of the dice! 🎲🎲🎲
Dice dropped into the top, tumbled over sloping internal levels, and appeared randomly below.
From Froitzheim, Germany, AD 300-400
📷 LVR-Landesmuseum Bonn
#Archaeology
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@Bruce_Elvisteen @Rainmaker1973 Looks and acts like some hairy bastard i call "dad".
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@Rainmaker1973 @samphetamine Who dis?
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@samphetamine @Bruce_Elvisteen @YouTube @sallymell I offered once and got rejected 😕 💔.
I know you kindly offered to pay postage and handling but now I might require a brown envelope in the package as well. With cash in it in case I was too subtle 😏 😂
Make me an offer I can't refuse! 😂💔🐾🐾
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Cattle and cane - The Go-Betweens youtu.be/ZCbyByY-A6w?si… via @YouTube @samphetamine @WombatNShadow
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@Bruce_Elvisteen @YouTube @samphetamine Is this your way of saying you do want to move to Qld and be my beau? 🤔🍺😆❤️🐾🐾 @sallymell you're the impartial judge..
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@Bruce_Elvisteen @Salfromaus @sallymell @samphetamine I tried to do Shadow in 3/4 profile...disaster lol. I think I'll stick to my new-found style 😎 😜
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#LaurenBoebert is a fucking dumb bitch. We Australians even see that.
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@Bruce_Elvisteen @WombatNShadow @sallymell Love it! I also love inspecting a skip. People throw out some good stuff! And so do shops!
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The #USAHockey men's team and #anthonyalbanese can suck a fuck.
"How exactly does one suck a fuck?" - #donniedarko.
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