Sam Campion

I love trains

@bark_2000 Thank you Alexa

Alexa why do I sleep better outside in a cold tent than in my bed in a heated home

Oops insomnia again. Not very gangster of me

The get ready for bed notification on your phone hurts more when you’re at work.

First steps out of a tent in the morning make me look like an alien visiting earth for the first time

There must be a way to make on-hold music better quality. I'm listening to mariachi with every other note missing.

@NoContextHumans Hey ya!-outkast

What song is this?

Guys I hurt my ankle on the way down the stairs. Dm me for any monetary donations you would like to give.

People who get winter seasonal depression are weak. I have depression in all the seasons 💪

Everyone forgets that Icarus flew.

I'm flying dead stick here guys. I'm starting to wonder however, is the plane broken or am I? And does it make a difference?

I trusted the invincible summer but there is nothing that stops the seasons from changing.

@BritishArmy wtf is going I live in the lake District and there's been about 40 planes fly over in three days. Do I need to start doing push ups?

How many people could Buckingham palace house? Just in case anyone in our country ends up homeless.

Imagine playing beer pong at an NBA party.

Surely not even @georainbolt could get this.

Please please for the love of all things shut the fuck up. PLEASE. What does it matter??? SHUT UP

If you appose gay marriage don't marry a gay person!!!

homeless person: *exists* youtubers: