sammywammy

My vibe rn is shouldn’t have had that jalapeño :/

Fuck it I’m geese pilled too

@nnaatthhannn Absolutely legendary bad tattoos

@samscellphone I saw him walking out of the grocery store once but he was wearing long sleeves so I couldn’t get a good look at the iconic animal rights tattoo

Sometimes I get an urge to listen to Moby, then I think it’d suck if I died rn listening to moby

@davina_thfc Sick as fuck

you must be sick if you’re enjoying this manchester united downfall

This one took me out

‘Easier Said Than Done’ is out 💙

They were playing fugazi in Ken’s market cus they knew I was coming

tomorrow :)

soft launch

@billymannino The worst part is it’s exactly what they wanted 😞

okay i paid my stupid fucking taxes are you happy? is this what you wanted?

@nnaatthhannn 🔫That album made me want to be a record producer 🔫

Didn’t know Wilco had shooters like that

Stop inviting me to your weddings until I have time to take break dance lessons

@97Vercetti @aftnvanillasun

Buying this to take my small friend to concerts

@elliott_green_ I put my trust in the youth of our nation

crowd of small children (on what is presumably a field trip?) outside my work chanting “diarrhea poo!”

@SkySportsNews 🤮🤮🤮🤮

"Yes we can win the World Cup, with the help of President Trump and the fans" 🗣️ USA boss Mauricio Pochettino on his side's World Cup hopes 🇺🇸

Exclusively eating at Word & Word titled restaurants

Shoutout newspaper 😤