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hi i’m publishing two children’s books this year!

@historyinmemes @RyanPritt

Miley Cyrus opening her 2014 tour by sliding down her tongue

@alexkayash I would sign up!

I’ve had just enough drinks to say I wish there was a group environment or platform to share toxic work environment stories/experiences without bashing the entire company and what the process of working through that and recovery looks like 🥲🙃

@brookbanktv oh snap! we've been told that the project was canceled and that they were just completing the construction so that it would be available soon for any future tenant. see what happens when you listen to rumors lol

Spotted this yesterday in the Great Northern Shopping Plaza. Everyone’s been tight lipped — but looks like an Amazon Go is what’s going into the old Bed Bath and Beyond space in North Olmsted.

@graceqkauffman You absolutely did

I may be biased but I really think we pulled off the most incredible baseball-themed wedding of all time last night

@buybuyBABY 's customer service is awful. Order over a month late, absolutely no updates. I reach out nearly weekly and receive the same BS.

@sshteffy_dino you are sassy today i am loving it

Sorry but moms who wear their son’s jerseys are gross. Nothing wrong with wearing a hoodie or T-shirt but a jersey? Are you dating??

I'm okay with just being okay.

@hiyayell Amazing! Another friend of mine left the corporate PR/marketing world to be a coach/instructor and I don't think I've ever seen anyone so happy. Good for you!

@alloveranthony business "b-u-i-s-n-e-s-s"

Everyone remembers the word that got them kicked out of the elementary spelling bee, right? Mine was yacht.

@ImMeganCollins • what in the HELL was that all about • we didn't have any chocolate pudding • honorable mention: how come everything I wanna do is stupid - santa clause @kauffman_jake

@kauffman_jake hey mine are the same! just in a different order ;P

7-9-1 with 8 just missing the cut @samsmk_

@JamesRoday @DuleHill @PsychPeacock this is just the music video of take on me

DO NOT PUT THAT ON.

@Spotify @mattnathanson laid

Name a cover that’s better than the original song 👇

SO HE’S NOT ACTUALLY A PSYCHIC BUT HE’S REALLY OBSERVANT BECAUSE HIS DAD TAUGHT HIM TO BE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG. THEN THE POLICE THOUGHT HE COMMITTED A CRIME AND HE HELPED SOLVE THE CASE BY CONVINCING THEM HE WAS PSYCHIC AND THEN HE STARTS HELPING THE POLICE SOLVE ALL KINDS OF CRIMES

THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER!

i finished gilmore girls, now i'm going to watch gilmore girls

@cantfindmike Great song, hopefully it brings you lots of smiles and memories <3 thinking of you!

@thejohnmarx I have to get Jake on board!

@samantha_kauff Do you have a Poster or large photo of Richie in the house yet?