samsquantch

Moodboard

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

a massive pet peeve of mine is when a friend with specific dietary restrictions expects me to pick a restaurant 🙃 please don’t make me choose bc we know I’ll choose wrong!!

@oxymoronassoc she’s deathly allergic to chocolate, I’m avoiding food gifts but am thinking about like a big door dash gift card too

@samsquantchhh I got my BFF some fuzzy house socks and she wears them to this day. Honestly? A box of chocolates if you know what they like. Nice pajamas for mom. We did very mom-focused gifts for Monica's second baby. Oh hella bags of Epsom salts.

I want to get my friends some parent-focused gifts for their baby shower next weekend, what are gifts that a new mom and dad could make good use of for self care? was thinking of getting nice coffee for the dad at least, but idk what else

spent 10 mins sitting outside on a high pollen count day 🙃

Rocky is up there with WALL-E for me in the pantheon of cute little guys

I liked Project Hail Mary because it’s like Sunshine/Interstellar via Disney, just gotta slap a cute little guy in there

@Gmart420 right like I think if you’re in a basically public space and happen to walk by a celebrity and look at them, that’s not inherently rude… sounds like the hotel security was overzealous prob afraid of Chappell talking shit about the hotel if she had a bad time there lol irony

@samsquantchhh Yeah like they're well known people are going to notice and stare whether intentionally or not

Idk if it's not a designated meet and greet I feel like the parent was the rude one for not teaching his daughter that celebrities are actually people and not the bother them

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

logging on. Moebius, 1986

What’s the greatest literature tweet?

on Monday we had snow flurries and today it’s over 80° lol

huge crane, what is it lifting? a porta potty. I am delighted

the baby blanket is making progress and I’m watching Bridgerton to really get in the mood, got me feeling like a highly accomplished young lady 🫖🧶

Brie gazing at me via my bathroom mirror 🥹 she’s so cute, I feel like I barely notice her split facial coloring except when I see her in the mirror

@mamaztheguru I would probably not engage further with someone who is that insecure, that’s so much work 😓 unfollowing like that is wild

I'm really trying to understand.... This girl shoots her shot. I tell her I'm not looking for anything romantic. She says she's open to being friends if we have similar interests. We do. She then asks what my love languages are and how I receive love. I didn't get to reply. (Tire incident and work shenanigans) and she unfollows me because I didn't reply. I hit her up today (we are chatting on INSTAGRAM by the way) and apologize, tell her I was busy but I also don't have the energy to do the "what are you looking for? (:" chat thing because this is not Hinge. We have a friendly chat for 10 minutes about interests and then she follows me again. I'm like "?? Wait. You unfollowed me?" She's like "yeah I unfollowed when you didn't reply" -- mind you I was still following her-- and I almost politely crashed out. Girl I don't owe you a response and I especially don't owe you a swift one. I already told you I'm not looking to date or flirt or nothing and you immediately started asking about love languages. She then starts telling me about how she's been ghosted in the past and assumed I would never talk to her again (?) Like I'm actually so scared of people. Mind you we met on SATURDAY at a function and she asked for my Instagram. The first time we talked was on Monday. So I'm confused how we got here. This shit be annoying me because just be normal. And stop lying about wanting to be friends if you really don't wanna be friends. Because "friends" don't crash out over response time.

failing is hot girl behaviour 🫵🏻💥

oh no i feel anxious but its ok!!! i have this rly great coping mechanism called Pick At My Skin Over and Over Again that makes it all better