Sam Halloran

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

I identify as a cartoon network boy

DERRICK WHITE BUZZER BEATER FOR THE WIN 🔥🔥🔥 CELTICS SEND IT TO GAME 7. twitter.com/BleacherReport…

How many seconds into the half time show did someone at your Super Bowl party politely ask if Rihanna is pregnant

Still can't get over the fact that Ant is 21 years old. Carries himself like a 30-year-old, 10-year vet

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The NFL gave each team 5 minutes to warm up and both coaches said "fuck that" and pulled their teams off the field. Good for Sean and Zac.

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?

The biggest crime of this NBA season was that this Anthony Edwards dunk didn’t count.

STATUE OF LIBPURRTY

Meet at the Quarterback 2.0💪🏾💪🏾

We in a positive vibe here in Minnesota. It’s been a tough 2 years, we’re using ball to bring back some love to the city. Be happy for us and the city of Minnesota❤️🙏🏾🏀✊🏿🐺🐺

What a fucking badass

Love my Job. On to the next one 🥱