samuel fullman

I shall gather the spume from roiling hatred. For that is money, and is after all, the only thing that matters. Even though it does not exist and is just vapours and trickery.

Haven't been on here for a while. Seems to just be an eternal muskathon. That is quite dull. x

I'm brilliant. X

The first There you go in Strangely strange but oddly normal. That's where I am. X

Nothing has ever happened. X

I've decided to exist again. X

Before they cascade me, I will say no, just cos I'm a curmudgeonly fucker. Now tip me from the parapet. I'm not a rebel, I'm a man with a Lidl sandwich needs eating. x

Hello. And so on. X

@rcscribbler The Little Wooden Boy. Ahem...X

Well, I've introduced Alice to the Hitler auditions in The Producers and Tom Tom Club Genius of Love (complete with Dad dancing) all in one evening. Proper parenting.

@KvetchinQueen The V5 is a favourite, also the uni ball eye, and the stabilo sensor. Used to do rotring, but then people think you are a serial killer or an architect. X

@robpalkwriter But you would run out of book space before you ran out of Mallarme. X

We're putting Gargamel down on the Larksmead Cos we're tired of all of you blue fuckers Causing endless adorable havoc And then up pops Papa Says 'Have a word, You don't want to start a smurf war'. X

@KirkdaleBooks Said Mr Wagg like a bear. X

Now playing.

Cut some capers. Fuck sake. Last bit of cava was a bad idea. X

It's still my birthday for 13 minutes, so for heaven's sake cuts me capers. X

@RolandBates12 For some reason I think we all read that on one queasy not quite real coach. X

@samuelfullman I love that book almost as much as I love The Whale. It was my first Melville, and I read it in my twenties while necking Holsten Pils on a National Express coach. Quite appropriate really

I sold a copy of Moby-Dick today. The best novel. The customer was probably late 30s. I read it in 2016, aged 48. I went on holiday with my dad in 1975 and he didn't talk to me, he was so engrossed in Moby-Dick. He was 43, I was nearly 7. Linear time is a trick on us all.

@ThatEricAlper Forever Changes. X

@ADASpota He fucking played the guitar. X

Really shocked to hear Jeff Beck, one of my first musical idols and one of the most influential guitarists ever has died. I dread waking up and finding, if not myself, who may be the next one to go. RIP Jeff, thank you for all the endless hours of inspiration and musical wonder

@TheVolumeDealer Damn straight. X