Samuel Maskell

@isosteph moose

@CMCrystalHudson 💯

The administration came close to a good thing… but stopped just short. As is, the bike lane on Ashland Place is confusing and dangerous. Completing the project in full is an easy win—one that will safely connect communities and protect pedestrians and cyclists.

@DrJorts Came back to Twitter cause I heard about this tweet through the grapevine

@MikeIsaac @FrogeGame In case it hasn't already been posted, please enjoy github.com/knobiknows/all…

@samuelmaskell @FrogeGame ty for this important contribution— the origins of bufo/froge run deep

five days of chaos: how sam altman returned to openAI by @CadeMetz @trippmickle @KYWeise @kevinroose and me nytimes.com/2023/11/22/tec…

@MikeIsaac Had to break my no tweeting rule to say that, as best as I could determine, it did not originate at Stripe but no one seems to know where it came from. Can confirm that most of the bufo reactji were created by stripes though and the original artwork came from @FrogeGame

::puts finger to earbud:: i have just been informed that “froge” began at stripe as “bufo” and has broken containment

@jessiedotjs is the fifth one free?

Not to brag but I just got covid for the fourth time

@pdrmnvd @tmulpuri @buccocapital they sold like 50% up front to cover taxes (37% fed + I forget exactly how much state). Pretty rough seeing the value get cut in half from its peak and then another half go to taxes but hey it's still good money so I can't complain

They told us Stripe was the greatest business in the world But they haven’t filed to IPO, even as we re-bubble for the second time Now why is that?

lol

@vikasgorur coffee shop coworking space honestly seems like a pretty good business plan to me

one of these satirical designs is definitely gonna come true someday

@DenisTrailin Oh yeah it 100% is. Every one of your followers' timelines caches is updated when you send a Tweet.

@DenisTrailin Why is Newfoundland so (relatively) high??

@DenisTrailin If I moved back to Canada, I would take a ~40% pay cut 🤷‍♂️

@jessiedotjs staging.bsky.app/profile/did:pl…

Reddits closed what am I supposed to stare at all day

@velvetsuite @AmandaBuildsUp @bikinginorange It seriously drives me up the wall

@samuelmaskell @AmandaBuildsUp @bikinginorange i hate that stupid rental car shuttle and it just shows you how car centric boston is lmao

@velvetsuite @AmandaBuildsUp @bikinginorange Oh that’s good. I haven’t ridden it since I think 2021. I take the blue line to the airport which is almost worse cause of the damn shuttle that just sits at the rental car center half the time (though sometimes it goes straight to the airport and I can’t figure out why)

@samuelmaskell @AmandaBuildsUp @bikinginorange it don’t do that anymore

@AmandaBuildsUp @bikinginorange It’s also fun how it has to pull over on the way to the airport to disconnect the wires and turn on the diesel engine. Great stuff.

@bikinginorange The Silver Line really had some promise if they didn't make it a bus that gets stuck in traffic & doesn't have an airport express

@jessiedotjs Wooow ice cold

@samuelmaskell Omg though when we held the assassins game we managed to get ourselves a picture with Larry and Sergey but they met us earlier than they were supposed to and took the picture without me!

Awwwww ten years ago I was a little baby starting my dream internship with a bunch of other little babies

@jessiedotjs oh I don't actually care 😂

@samuelmaskell :( though sorry

@jessiedotjs yeah I think almost everyone went except me but that's okay

@samuelmaskell This was a Facebook intern party. I traded a google tour to a Facebook intern to get in as a plus one