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Yogyakarta, Indonesia Katılım Ocak 2020
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sam@samvcxz·
@iPoopBased fake it till u make it 😂😂😂
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mwenesiraki 🇷🇼🇨🇦
Dream is better than for real 😧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Harram@_harramm·
Allah is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so beautifully KIND
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Timmy_Turner@UthmanMusaYusuf·
Teacher: Use "I" in a sentence Me: I is... Teacher: No, you should say "I am" not "I is" Me: I am the 9th letter of the English alphabet. Teacher:
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alien@alienincrisis·
the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes
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naiive@naiivememe·
pov: You used mens humor with a women
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TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse·
“Press R3” 7 year old me:
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World Cup Central@WorldCupEra·
🚨💣🎙️ | Tini, Rodrigo De Paul’s girlfriend, in an interview: “After the World Cup, De Paul came home very drunk. I had to treat him like a baby because he wouldn’t stop celebrating the title. So I told him I loved him to calm him down. Then he replied, ‘I love you too, Messi.’ I didn’t know what to say after that.” 😂
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le.hl@0xleegenz·
Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus
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sam@samvcxz·
negara +62 emang selalu punya DLC baru
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@tempodotco 3000 orang kompak speedrun surat pemecatan
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tempo.co@tempodotco·
3.000 ASN Brebes Diduga Mengakali Presensi, Wamendagri: Bisa Dipecat
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TIRTA
TIRTA@tirta_cipeng·
Ga usah panik soal hanta virus, asalkan kamu ga KEMPROH dan JOROK. Wong virusnya aja biasanya nongol di tikus. Cara pencegahannya tu basic banget. Ya higienitas alias kebersihan diri. Paham lah ya. “Kok bisa sampe kapal pesiar” Ya mngkin pada kemproh kali. Wkwkwwk
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WORK
WORK@worksfess·
Work! Aku keterima kerja, dan ada dua opsi, dua duanya THP 7jt 1. Sidoarjo = manufaktur 2. Jaksel = kontraktor Better mana? Btw kemungkinan aku gakan bawa kendaraan pribadi ya
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😺@rrsccse·
@hrdbacot @ezash Cewe kalo tiba2 makan di pecel lele mungkin lg diajak cowonya makan
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Eza Hazami - ハザミ。エザ
Gelo pedes banget ini Nashty Chicken 🤣 Di Galaxy Bekasi btw, segini 204k dapet: -Paket Nasi -Paket Burger -Spicy Mozzarela -2 Minum & Air Mineral
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