sam, but my mom calls me dipshit

it’s not the devil man, it’s Congress

hypocrisy never dies

they kicked me out da group chat cuz i suggested cow tipping for tonight’s festivities

running from the truth won’t change it

still makes me uneasy that forty is not spelled “fourty”

Nostalgia is real. tumblr.co/2K14

this time of year is absolutely brutal lmao

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

it’s important to get 7-8 hrs of sleep a night but if you can get 4 and a few deranged thoughts that’s fine too

The Ring (2002)

by adamdegross

🖕🏼 F U Hole

i’ve been taking some notes

i dont know what the fuck im saying half the time, stop asking me shit

I love audio messages bc it’s like microdosing a phone call.

@jenna_t888 premaritally of course

so in christianity, jesus is the only guy that gets to be nailed?