Sam

A @McMasterU study has found that adults over age 50 who experience mild or moderate COVID-19 are at increased risk of worsening mobility and physical function, even in the absence of hospitalization for the virus - via @healthing_ca #healthing #Echobox=1645143335-14" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">healthing.ca/diseases-and-c…

u think ur a bad bitch and then you fall asleep for 4 hours on a tuesday afternoon

10 year challenge? yeah, it has been. thank you for noticing.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

Download your enhanced vaccine certificate with official QR code. It’s easy and a more convenient way to verify proof of vaccination. You can use a printed or digital copy. Valid personal ID is required to confirm identity. ontario.ca/get-proof

“i don’t mind lockdown because i love staying in” if i dont socialize regularly my brain shuts off and i become a self hating goblin

@InstagramComms it would be nice if you could pick a few users to be the name you see in the “liked by _____ & others” section under pictures. For me, It’s always an old friends sister or a guy I ghosted 5 years ago. TIA❤️

“i always feel sleepy when im with you” thats ur inner child feeling safe bae

No The Fuck We Don't

“Those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.”

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

treating a girl right is not simping

When my dad was going out to bars in his 20s, he used to tell women that he was the guy who put 2 scoops of raisins in every box. Worked like a charm (so he says)😂