the master baker
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the master baker
@sanityunfilterd
amateur professional retard.
my house Katılım Ağustos 2022
287 Takip Edilen214 Takipçiler

Hold my juice box while I teach this truck a lesson! 🛻💨
Should he have used a little more gas or a lot more brain? 🧐💬
#ATVFail #TruckLife #SundayFunday #CloseButNoCigar #SendIt #Oops #WheelsUp #FailArmy
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@braxton_mccoy Get a new puppy to distract successfully.
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@HardPass4 @braxton_mccoy That one's a hard pass homie I've heard those annoying flamboyant chickens, fuck that.
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@HLC_actual It would've been funny if jd Vance had a rifle stashed under the table and a boogaloo shirt only for the memes.
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@MUKIDEZA2 Its surprising how many other people here in the Midwest also like sushi.
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Can I come over and gnaw on your appendage like this?
NEXTA@nexta_tv
Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.
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@BrandonDonkey2 The only government mandate for vehicles should be rubber bumpers on all sides and the shoulders have the racetrack style gravel traps.
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@Dianexis Ask em why I cant pet the animal displays anymore.
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@BrandonDonkey2 I shall pay the circle toll with a meme so you can add a tall retard into the mix.

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@HeathenKing67 @CyborgPeds Thats just 60s bond shit but updated so it works better.
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@HappyMotorhead Im gonna miss the sketchy ramp videos when these get cheaper.
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@wayofftheres @JackCarrUSA So every female lead in every action movie since 2009?
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Fuck it. I want a @JackCarrUSA novel where this chick is actually like a SEAL, chain belt in kung fu, MIT grad, for reals bad ass, holding the whole show together, but nobody believes it….
𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc)@myth_pilot
Guess who was back tonight
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