The Many-Based God

@ARMed2 @Acyn That’s exactly how it works

@Acyn I don't think it works that way

Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.

@schmerdley @TheFlatEartherr Shouldn’t you be working right now?

@TheFlatEartherr Is this what Tiktok people do while everybody else goes to work?

@GhostsOfMyOwn_ @aime_bigner @joncoopertweets Oh? How so?

@aime_bigner @joncoopertweets Wrong

Wait, so you’re telling me that Trump and Vance repeatedly LIED to all of America during the campaign? I’m gobsmacked.

Trump right now.

Dealing in ambiguity == I have a concept of a plan

@TraderJoe2022 @AwkwardPosture @TheDailyShow You sure?

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

@jane_a_2023 @Naba_Rizvi @LateefSaka Apparently, you’ve never heard the expression, “You win some, you lose some.”

@Naba_Rizvi @LateefSaka Khalid has lost against many but is the more skilled fighter???

I need someone to explain to me like I’m 5 years old. It was confirmed that is she born a biological woman but testing showed elevated levels of testosterone. If we are saying elevated levels of testosterone makes you a biological man, does that mean ‘women’ who suffer from acne, PCOS, diabetes, alopecia and infertility linked to Hyperandrogenism makes them men? Or is this only in regard to Sporting events when the winning woman has this condition.

@omarslopezarce @ParkerMolloy @wontpacdown You know how to find these photos just a little too well. Way to self report.

@ParkerMolloy @wontpacdown Do not project yourself. You can find those pictures in X. Do you even know how to use this app?

THESE GUYS ARE JUST WEIRD. JD Vance and his Project 2025 weirdos want to control your bedroom. Will you let them?

@omarslopezarce @wontpacdown How much you wanna bet this guy yanks it to these photos. He doth protest too much.

@wontpacdown Democrats need to hire actors so they play “weird”. Republicans just need to randomly select any actual event from Democrats to prove who the weird is

Ok so iPhone Mirroring is pretty f’ing dope

@notcapnamerica 78° is mild in my neck to the woods 😳

🇬🇧:“You Americans are so ridiculous with your air conditioning” 🇺🇸: “I don’t think you understand how hot it gets over here.” 🇬🇧: “It gets hot in the UK too and we deal with it” The heat in question (78° F) :

It couldn’t possibly be because it’s beta 1 could it?

Imagine that…

@ihyrated Imagine being 28 in 2008 😳

@FRSwoes @CreativeCracked Apple’s great about shuffling managers around like they’re pedo priests.

Shout out to that shitty manager who is transferring in disgrace. You did this to yourself.

Me and Siri after I update to iOS18

@DuaneValentine4 @LindaLominger @GeniusBarProbs Professional iPad holders

@sans__accent @LindaLominger @GeniusBarProbs Maybe just Maybe a leader could have stepped in and helped the customer, but wait they were monitoring lunches and breaks because that’s all they are qualified to do

We can't sell if we don't have staff. This is getting out of hand. Hire us some people!!

@DepotGenius Reminds me of the time when one of my co-workers was helping a husband and wife. Hubby was there for excessive battery drain on his phone. Co-worker: Well there’s your problem. It looks like Grindr is using most of your battery. 😳😳

Customer comes and ask “How do I remove or hide some of my subscription”? Wife comes by & he blurted out “so my battery seems to drain quickly”. I got the hint. Ran MRI for shits & giggles. Wife walks away. Told him later there’s no way to hide a paid subscription.😂 #ItsAFeature