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SB Jones

@sarahbjones

Literature geek, writer, Democrat, lover of sarcasm, native Texan

Houston, TX Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Abbie Kamin@AbbieKamin·
Texas Proud, Houston Strong. Harris County.
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@lyzl I'm all for being positive. My four 20-something-year-old kids are the BEST ever, and I shouted their teenage good deeds from the rooftops. However, we don't say the part about it NOT being hard out loud, lest you tempt the teen rebellion gods.
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Chino@ChinoBlanco·
"The church of my youth vanished years ago. Irretrievably. Inevitably. The village that shaped me and countless others of mine and prior generations gradually became a shadow of its former self." –Gregory A. Prince, "Where Do We Go From Here? Thoughts after 75 Years"
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@_Kristine_A Yes! That episode broke me, which after a lifetime of control is pretty freeing. My brain was like “Oh. It really is about control.” So disappointing.
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SB Jones@sarahbjones·
@Valkyrie1367440 @Misapita When I realized that Mormonism offered me no good options in the hereafter that my shelf finally broke. My god wouldn't want that!
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SB Jones@sarahbjones·
@LShalott My family did matching Christmas PJs in the late 70s and through the 80s!
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Laura is healing
Laura is healing@LShalott·
When did the matching Christmas pajamas trend start? Was it with the advent of social media? I can assure you we were neither matching nor particularly cute in the ‘80s.
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@amandajpanda This is worse than the jam of the month club from Christmas Vacation.
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The Bishop
The Bishop@BillBishopKHOU·
United says these investments are part of the airline’s growth plan and include the expansion of 40 gates at Bush IAH to accommodate larger aircraft, resulting in a 40% increase in the overall number of people who can fly on peak travel dates in 2026 compared to 2023. #khou11
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The Bishop
The Bishop@BillBishopKHOU·
United today announced growth plans in Houston that include a $2.6 billion renovation and expansion of Terminal B at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, a new United ClubSM location and Early Bag Storage facility as well as a new direct flight to Georgetown, Guyana. #khou11
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Randy
Randy@TheRandyMormon·
“We are pleased with the Arizona Superior Court’s decision…dismissing the plaintiffs’ claims…The court found that @Ch_JesusChrist and its clergy handled this matter consistent with Arizona law.” @NelsonRussellM, @OaksDallinH, @EyringHB, Elder Faust has some words for you.
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@SallyGirl It was in Mormon Doctrine! It said that face cards used the signs of the devil. lol
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@AriWRees Love this! And once your kids are grown? The advent is gone too -- and you were never good enough to gain any sort of respect, agency or authority.
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SB Jones@sarahbjones·
@jet_set When my kids were little, people were generally kind on flights. So, I've tried to pay that back and shift around when necessary. But on my last flight, I was asked to move so a mother could sit with her son. I agreed but later learned he was 15! He slept the entire flight.
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Colombia
Colombia@jet_set·
The problem: the airlines will switch your seat without notice. I’ve booked seats together with kids and have had the airline ✨undo it✨. The airline’s best suggestion is to beg your fellow passengers—a great system everyone loves!
Sophie Margiela@SophieMargiela

@nbcwashington If you want your family to sit together, then buy tickets that sit y'all together. I think families should be monetarily fined for pulling this nonsense after boarding.

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@_Kristine_A That line broke me. This is not inspired. It's not even well-thought out. It's always about control. So, no.
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SB Jones@sarahbjones·
@jcgkaufmann There has to be someone capable of pulling a kid out of the pool -- even from the bottom. Most 9-year olds can't do that. Also, someone needs to be on the lookout for heads that don't pop up for any reason.
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The New Yorker
The New Yorker@NewYorker·
“Every day I wake up at 5 A.M. to volunteer at a nearby animal sanctuary, because the valley’s sublime sunrises have transformed me, overnight, into a morning person.” @evoooooooooooo on his upstate fantasy. nyer.cm/88U9iaB
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Jack Cocchiarella@JDCocchiarella·
All of us right now:
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