Sarah Paciocco

I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse

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He can afford it, Dune did well

When someone is named Sarah that is such a classic.

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

@imPatrickT Okay now make a TV supercut and don’t forget Dexter opening sequence!! 🍳

i cut together the best egg scenes in movies

@BethanyCoast I literally just revisited this song yesterday, so so good you are queen of the brats

I’m not saying I invented brat summer but I kind of invented brat summer open.spotify.com/track/2iKRXCO2…

forget about touching grass, i need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck astrology are you in or out of an egg phase right now?

if your body is tea, and i'm that me espresso, then who's buying three tickets to challengers

I wish there were more things that made us all say fuck work and go outside at the same time

slowly putting my airpods in one at a time in the mirror like they were my great great grandmother's earrings

GRITTY FLASHING THE JONAS BROTHERS DURING SUCKER HAHA

The Nickelodeon Super Bowl rocks lmao. 49ers dropped a pass and a banner popped up on the screen that said FIRMLY GRASP IT❗️

NMF FOR THE GIRLIES ONLY 🚨🥵

I’m a grown ass woman who is just a girl

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