boundless optimism

I just earned the 'Beer Party' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1067907878

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@femkolina I don’t even use this hellscape of a website anymore

Called it.

Find me on The Other Place (or is it all other places?) @rob@cliqr.org @rob" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cliqr.org/@rob

“John Major punched the Queen” is now itself a footnote.

@residence9 @HWLWindows wow, I’m better at home improvement than I thought

@IanDunt my puppy has eaten four remote controls so far. All replacements for the same device, not different ones. It’s a conscious decision.

Although yesterday I found him chewing and attempting to kill the clicker. So he has at least discovered post-modernism, if nothing else.

I have discovered that liberalism does not work in puppy training. Puppies are fundamentally reactionary.

Went into an office for the first time in 2 years today. There is a barista in reception. “What milk would you like?” “Regular please” “There’s no such thing as regular. Cow or oat.” Made an enemy within 10 minutes.

@gazbeirne ⬇️❌⬇️↙️⬅️❌⭕️💉

Stealth Omicron II Turbo Deluxe EX Championship Edition

And in conclusion, put Tony Hawk in Microsoft Word

@Ledger when is the 2.36.x app being released for iOS, with polygon support? Odd one out at the moment.

@simonwheatley Been a while, but I’d say yes, as you’re not disconnecting anything from anywhere

Hive fans! If a beetle is surrounded by other pieces, can it move by getting up on top of the hive?

I got my Pfizer booster and then got hit by a car 3 days later. These side effects suck.

The most Radio 4 thing is Andrew Marr having to explain what a Ron Burgundy is on breakfast news.

@CorryLReilly same birthday as my partner! This is her and our labrador Rupert

Woke up to a car that wouldn’t start. Calmly fixed the immobiliser. Didn’t lose my shit about how expensive it’s going to be and oh god everything’s terrible. Hooray for antidepressants!

@O2 are you doing tests or is your coverage map just woefully out of date?