Glen Ford

@fesshole Bvi

Hairdresser here. If I'm running late for my next client, I'll cut my current client's hair a lot shorter than they asked, to save a bit of time on the Blowdry. No I don't feel guilty

@SkyNews I'm getting the word......

BREAKING: The Netherlands' Eurovision entry Joost Klein is under investigation by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) due to an unexplained "incident" - and will not be rehearsing again until "further notice" news.sky.com/story/eurovisi…

@SkyNews Anyone actually give a flying f*&k? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Anne Robinson, the former host of The Weakest Link, is dating Queen Camilla's ex-husband Andrew Parker Bowles, according to reports. Read more 👇 trib.al/O2zjIOa

@gwentpolice Narrow it down a bit please - Newport is like a scene from the walking dead on a Friday afternoon

@jelleng1 @MartinSLewis Have a day off Jayne

@MartinSLewis You tell us Martin, your one of the people that put their names to and signed the "on line safety bill" yes that one ! The one that takes our freedom of speech away Can you explain just why your in favour of this bill ???

Why on earth would BBC producers say Fiona bruce cant say "shit" on #bbcqt way after the watershed when it's a crucial word to explain one of today's news stories? What decade is this.

Cheap gold plated watch & matching tracksuit is definitely the chav starter pack 👌😂

@marksnowden1981 @theRealEnzoMac

@theRealEnzoMac Check the fathers hard drive….. 100 percent nonce 😂

This is for you guys that need a bit of motivation to train especially if your boxing training you can imagine walloping fuck out of theses 3 Melvin’s 😂😂 if your not training have a great evening 😂

@PolitlcsUK Shame it wasn't a HGV.....

🚨 | NEW: A car has run into a group of Just Stop Oil protestors and driven over a foot

Allow extra time to get in & out of @CardiffIntArena of you're off to see Micky Flanagan tonight. Micky was awesome as usual but the CIA was a shambles with the no phone policy bollocks. Clueless is an understatement!

Gotta have eyes in the back of your head these - some proper snakey cunts about! 👀🐍🐍

@LeeJarvis10 Worthy is basically sheep dip 🤮

The new generation are drinking Turbo Shandy 😒 There needs to he a meeting about that. Disgraceful. I started off on Workington Bitter. Proper 18 year old drink that was.

@DJ1P2 @fesshole Snap!

@fesshole Needles. Hate them. Can’t even get a blood test without collapsing

I'm absolutely petrified of river estuaries, you know, the bit where the tide has gone out and all the boats are sitting on big banks of soggy mud. Scares the shit out of me. Don't even know if it's got a name. Let's see your weird phobias and what you do to avoid them.

After 3 days of hacking the render off the front off my house, I'm safe in the knowledge that my neighbours love me....... Or is that I just couldn't give 2 fucks what they think 😂 🤷🏼‍♂️

Disney land is full of horrible, ignorant cunts!

Fair play there are some absolute beauties work through Ebbw Vale town centre this morning. Sheesh! The hills have eyes over here for sure! 😱

@KeithEv2549 @lewy100 @WalesOnline 😂😂😂😂 You've caused some upset here fella!

ITV The Chase's Bradley Walsh criticised by viewers after he 'mocks' Welsh language on air bit.ly/405r5UO

@lewy100 @jamesenglish0 Unfortunately he's not Lewy 🤦😂

@jamesenglish0 James please your better than this 😂😂😂

Is the Earth flat or round?

@Scotlandteam 2nd best anthem in the world behind Wales obviously. Definitely a special stadium & atmosphere up in Murrayfield 🙌

Iconic. Unique. Special 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #AsOne

@footyawayday Pathetic 😂

This Chelsea wasn’t happy at the weekend 😂

@MJGold Have a day off - it was a joke between two friends 🤦. No apology was necessary, people just need a sense of humour

Apology starting with “If I offended anyone” is no apology. But this is Tiger. Never been a leader and he’s Teflon. Still heralded after all the mistakes so he’s learned nothing. Media focus always on miraculous recovery. Never why the need for recovery. wsj.com/articles/tiger…