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@AlaskaAir I have an unaccompanied minor in the air RIGHT NOW headed to DFW and your ticket counters and baggage claim office are abandoned. Her designated pickup has no way of going to the gate. Your hold time is 2 hours. This needs to get fixed ASAP.

@wsdot_traffic Blocking all lanes

On I-405 southbound at NE 195th St there is a collision blocking the 2 left lanes.

My friend received a connection request and this gross, unsolicited DM this morning on @LinkedIn from the Information Security VP of @BNPPARIBASOPEN. What’s with the sexist, predatory leadership you’ve got going on over there?

Don’t book with @priceline unless you enjoy getting stuck in customer service loops in which the chat agents can’t help you and tell you to call the phone system but it won’t let you talk to someone and when you tell the chat agent this, they tell you to call the phone system.

@Brady5008 @SensaHealth There were way fewer diagnoses of cancer back then too, so I guess that’s made up too, huh?

Managing ADHD is a process, not a one-time fix. That’s why the Sensa app is packed with CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) techniques, everyday lessons, and calming exercises.

@tmobilecareers @TMobile You know, getting the “no longer under consideration” email is bad enough, but hours later sending a post-experience survey & asking me to do more emotional and mental labor to help you out is just ✨WILDLY✨ballsy.

@pmarriott @hautePJones @motherboard @glynmoody It appears they do hold the keys. Dude ran their update and it’s sending the encryption keys back to Stardust.

@hautePJones @motherboard @glynmoody Yes, but maybe they also hold the keys too. The data might be encrypted, but if the company has a way to decrypt it, then you're out of luck. At least with the Apple HealthApp you can be assured that Apple cannot decrypt it as they have no keys to do so.

Menstrual tracking app Stardust is one of Apple’s top three most-downloaded free apps right now. It’s also one of few apps that has said it will voluntarily—without being legally required to—comply with law enforcement if it’s asked to share user data. trib.al/ZZzxGbs

@Lotti_Tx @miffy941 @beverly_galyean @NightMaril We can be outraged at and disagree with two things at the same time, Gina. Why does there need to be one “battle”? The bottom line is that what is inside her body is her private business.

@sarusara @miffy941 @beverly_galyean @NightMaril So OBGYNs, in this scenario, are actually the primary one's complicit in interfering with bodily autonomy of women then. No other life to be considered at that point, only the woman requesting the procedure. Here is where the battle needs to be.

1) Just now I was sitting next to a man talking about the abortion ruling. I heard him say,”I can see both sides” & also,”but it’s not banned everywhere.They can still go to another state…”Here’s the thing. There aren’t two sides. I have the right to decide what I do w/my body…

@VivianRomanoRE @LorriStevenson @DemersKathy @beverly_galyean @NightMaril You’re prioritizing the potential “life of the unborn” over the very real autonomy, wellbeing, and health of the mother, and falsely claiming that tax dollars fund abortions to assert that what a woman does with her body is your business. Doesn’t sound like love to me.

@sarusara @LorriStevenson @DemersKathy @beverly_galyean @NightMaril That’s such a shallow response. I love people, all people. I hate abortion being used as birth control. Period.

@Lotti_Tx @miffy941 @beverly_galyean @NightMaril Also, most OBGYNs won’t do a tubal on women who are younger, or haven’t had children yet. And many want spousal approval. And again, employees of religious non profits aren’t guaranteed this will be covered.

@miffy941 @beverly_galyean @NightMaril Nice try, but it is just the opposite. Health insurance is required to cover birth control, not erectile dysfunction meds. If your life is at risk, get a tubal ligation. I don't understand why women don't do this if they don't want kids or have all they want. Once and done!

@Lotti_Tx @miffy941 @beverly_galyean @NightMaril Lol no, there are exemptions to the BC coverage requirement. Religious non profits can claim an exemption, which leaves loads of Americans without birth control coverage.

The man who stacked the court and made killing Roe v. Wade possible has been credibly accused of sexual assault, sexual misconduct, and rape by 15 women.

@PattyCakes1203 @BookmarkedKatie @tranced_26 @joncoopertweets Favorite Boomer argument about the tax dollars. That has been debunked a ridiculous amount of times and honestly, it’s just lazy and *yawn* at this point. Tell us a new reason, Patty. Be creative!

@BookmarkedKatie @tranced_26 @joncoopertweets 2 words “PLANNED PARENTHOOD”. Tax dollars paid over a million & half.. Plus they get private contributions close to $700 mil. This is hardly an organization that needs our taxpayer money! Most people are not fooled by the accounting tricks.. People don’t need PP, PP NEEDS people!

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

@CaptK1776 @caitrionambalfe The overwhelming majority of medical doctors in the US are pro-choice bc not being able to terminate an unviable pregnancy can be deadly, quickly. Trigger laws ban treating ectopic pregnancies and miscarriages. It’s going to kill a lot of people. Good job supporting that 👍🏻

@caitrionambalfe Why? If you're into Abortion, READ the SCOTUS Decision! It doesn't outlaw abortion. It ONLY took it out of Federal realm and gave the ultimate decision to the individual "State."

@VivianRomanoRE @LorriStevenson @DemersKathy @beverly_galyean @NightMaril That “tax dollars funding abortions” argument has been debunked SO many times. This talking point is so tired. How about you say the quiet part out loud and just admit you like judging people?

@LorriStevenson @DemersKathy @beverly_galyean @NightMaril It becomes my business if my tax dollars are funding abortions and not protecting the lives of the unborn, yes.

@artofperfume I emailed customer service over 24 hours ago about a 5/13 order that hasn’t shipped yet and have yet to get a response. How can I get some help?

@SenTedCruz Fuck right off with that.

Today is a dark day. We’re all completely sickened and heartbroken. As of now, 15 innocent people are dead. 14 were children. Others are still in critical condition or otherwise injured, and we are all praying for each of them. 1/x

@RandPaul But not horrified enough to cancel your NRA gig Friday? Yeah, fuck right off.

Kelley and I are horrified by this senseless massacre. Our prayers go out to the victims and their families.

@woodlandparkzoo @BECU @CarterSubaru Any reason bringing your own food is now completely banned? Half the fun of ZooTunes was the picnic aspect. Food offerings there aren’t great, especially for those of us with dietary restrictions.

Music lovers! @BECU ZooTunes presented by @CarterSubaru will return this summer for its 38th annual concert season! Get ready to rock or chill to a legendary lineup of musical icons. Tickets on sale starting Feb 25, available online only. zoo.org/zootunes