sasha

I love when boys are friends

Nyc so narcissistic that everyone looks at themselves whenever they walk by a reflective building

In for April: cilantro, getting medicated (goal), no makeup, commando

What would Larry David do

Waiting for everyone to wake up to the fact that board games are not fun

The Manhattan cvs experience has gotten so bad it’s almost become cool. Like gone full circle. Feels cyberpunk or something

Everyone is all "eagerly anticipating NYC summer" and "NYC summer is going to go so crazy 😌" until you're stuck on the subway in 99 degree weather next to someone voluntarily wearing natural deodorant

My year of rest and radical acceptance

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

My favorite thing ever is watching all the men running around Manhattan with bouquets of flowers today. Don’t let the internet fool you. Love is alive.

whenever you specifically are drunk they invent extra local trains that stop at stations that don’t even exist

the wuthering heights movie is for women who say “i’m just a girl” and “girl math” (derogatory)

There are people who hate clutter and there are people who love to make little piles everywhere that they will get to later and these people marry each other.

storm is a total bust…only1-2 inch accumulation at Canal St

fat @JDVance

The thing is idk if I’m miserable because of my new birth control or the horrors

Have to start denying myself stuff

In for 2026: whatever Out for 2026: calling things chic

I have never read a good substack article