Morris "The Cat" Satoshi
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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi
@satochikitty
Look busy Jesus is coming.
Morey's Pier Katılım Aralık 2024
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@Mericamemed Hope he has good insurance. 😀🤸♂️🧑🦼
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@arkham The seed giveth and the seed taketh away. 😼
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how to make 400 million dollars in 10 years
>be clifton collins
>irish
>unemployed
>get job as a security guard to pay bills
>start beekeeping on the side
>its going well
>win awards for your honey
>realize that you can make more money growing cannabis instead
>rent houses all around ireland to grow, and sell everything in Dublin
>6-7 years later friend tells you about bitcoin
>spend $30,000 of profits buying BTC
>hide the seed phrase in the case for your fishing rod
>in under a year, you’re a multimillionaire off BTC
>5 years later doing a dead-drop in the middle of a forest at 2:30am
>irish police find you
>prison
>landlord throws out all of your possessions
>including the fishing rod case
>$100M of BTC turns into $750M while you’re in prison, now $400M
>you made $400M but you can’t spend any of it
>its over


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@DudespostingWs Tf, I don't want some white guy listening to linken park making my chinese food
I want a Mexican who almost looks like he's chinese making my food.
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FIERY CRASH: Six people, including three children, were injured in a fiery five-car crash that shut down part of Veterans Memorial Highway in Hauppauge for about four hours Tuesday evening.
READ MORE: tinyurl.com/yknvmpra
#News12LI #Hauppauge
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@XxXa8c8 @BillionMagazine 8272 Left Fork Hobble Creek Rd, Springville, UT. 200 E 7000 S, Hyrum, Utah is a different property pictured below.

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@News12LI Parents bought the kid that bike as a ticket for the ghetto lottery. 🤣
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CAUGHT ON VIDEO: A young person on an e-dirt bike was seen on Indian Head Road in Kings Park, getting into a confrontation with a driver. Incidents like this are becoming more common and dangerous on Long Island.
#News12 #LongIsland #EDirtBike
bit.ly/4rSoYRV
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@CBSPhiladelphia Name and picture please…. Or only citizens get shamed like that?
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A Philadelphia police officer was arrested for stealing from a store in Delaware County over the weekend. cbsnews.com/philadelphia/n…
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@GregMooreNH Philadelphia has a wage tax so the top rate is 6.82%.
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@Thefactsdude She's gone. It's plain to see. What went wrong. 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=bnVXIU…

YouTube
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@RobertKwolek With all due respect that tree is a hazard for both property and limb. It has an unnaturaI lean. I would think a new tree would be ideal. No need for a bumpout.😀
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@wesamo__ Trust me Philly got this. Go west young man, West Philadelphia. Philadelphia is the most exciting place in the world.
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@InfoRedcorn @TB1Kinobe If you look at the shingles above this is a repair. He should have replaced it when he misnailed it but there is no warranty on a partial roof replacement. This is just lazy and cheap. Save the goo for the transition from old to new.
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@SmartassYinzer That is E-15 which gives lower mpg and is not suited for all cars. mpgomatic.com/2022/04/16/lis…
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@FLCons Did you just critique a receipt for THE KRUSTY KRAB ?
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This is something else. A restaurant that would charge extra for: Silverware insurance? Booth fee? Straws? Table cleaning fee? I'm surprised they didn't add a fee for printing the flippin' receipt! And then they have the audacity to add the tip in the bill as well and leave room for another tip on top of that!
This is clearly a prank! It has to be! But if it wasn't, what would your reaction be to seeing a bill like this come to your table? 😏😬
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@GrantCardone Never complain about getting older because it sure beats the alternative.
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