Morris "The Cat" Satoshi

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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi

Morris "The Cat" Satoshi

@satochikitty

Look busy Jesus is coming.

Morey's Pier Katılım Aralık 2024
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J∅kër Kîng 👑
J∅kër Kîng 👑@j0ker937·
All of this is yours for the low-low price of $30,000!
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
I’ve seen enough. Get that man into congress asap
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Arkham
Arkham@arkham·
how to make 400 million dollars in 10 years >be clifton collins >irish >unemployed >get job as a security guard to pay bills >start beekeeping on the side >its going well >win awards for your honey >realize that you can make more money growing cannabis instead >rent houses all around ireland to grow, and sell everything in Dublin >6-7 years later friend tells you about bitcoin >spend $30,000 of profits buying BTC >hide the seed phrase in the case for your fishing rod >in under a year, you’re a multimillionaire off BTC >5 years later doing a dead-drop in the middle of a forest at 2:30am >irish police find you >prison >landlord throws out all of your possessions >including the fishing rod case >$100M of BTC turns into $750M while you’re in prison, now $400M >you made $400M but you can’t spend any of it >its over
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ᑯƌǨ
ᑯƌǨ@dak_1001·
@DudespostingWs Tf, I don't want some white guy listening to linken park making my chinese food I want a Mexican who almost looks like he's chinese making my food.
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
This guy shows a POV of what it’s like being a chef at an Asian restaurant during a rush. The level of multitasking is insane.
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News12LI
News12LI@News12LI·
FIERY CRASH: Six people, including three children, were injured in a fiery five-car crash that shut down part of Veterans Memorial Highway in Hauppauge for about four hours Tuesday evening. READ MORE: tinyurl.com/yknvmpra #News12LI #Hauppauge
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BILLIONAIRE COLLECTION ®
BILLIONAIRE COLLECTION ®@BillionMagazine·
This is one of the largest homes in the United States.., and it’s a bargain.
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News12LI
News12LI@News12LI·
CAUGHT ON VIDEO: A young person on an e-dirt bike was seen on Indian Head Road in Kings Park, getting into a confrontation with a driver. Incidents like this are becoming more common and dangerous on Long Island. #News12 #LongIsland #EDirtBike bit.ly/4rSoYRV
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
The people in NYC are commending Mayor Mamdani (Batman) because he’s doing everything he said he would & more.He was asked if he could fix the potholes in NYC since they’re damaging cars so he said “On It” & Pothole Blitz started & in 24 hrs 7,200 were fixed & 66,000 by Jan 1.
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My Mixtapez
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez·
Julian Brown fuels a 2016 Rolls-Royce with his plastic oil - “Plastoline” - the average gas price is $3.96
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Greg Moore
Greg Moore@GregMooreNH·
It's always nice when someone puts all of the Northeast data in one spot. Speaking of one spot in the Northeast...
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The Facts Dude 🤙🏽
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude·
A man tried to jump into a runaway truck, and both tumbled down a cliff. Bobby reported his pride is still in the ICU but he and his new truck are doing just fine.
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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi
Morris "The Cat" Satoshi@satochikitty·
@RobertKwolek With all due respect that tree is a hazard for both property and limb. It has an unnaturaI lean. I would think a new tree would be ideal. No need for a bumpout.😀
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Robert Kwolek
Robert Kwolek@RobertKwolek·
There's a pavement near me which the tree roots have seriously raised up. One has to step over it. Many councils would consider chopping the tree down. Instead, why not fill the area with bountiful planting and create a pavement bypass. More function and more beauty.
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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi
Morris "The Cat" Satoshi@satochikitty·
@wesamo__ Trust me Philly got this. Go west young man, West Philadelphia. Philadelphia is the most exciting place in the world.
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Wesam
Wesam@wesamo__·
Only in New York can you get a tray of BBQ meat like this
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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi
Morris "The Cat" Satoshi@satochikitty·
@InfoRedcorn @TB1Kinobe If you look at the shingles above this is a repair. He should have replaced it when he misnailed it but there is no warranty on a partial roof replacement. This is just lazy and cheap. Save the goo for the transition from old to new.
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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi
Morris "The Cat" Satoshi@satochikitty·
LOL. The Krusty Krab is the premier fast-food restaurant in Bikini Bottom, owned by the greedy Eugene H. Krabs, which is known for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty. Managed with tight-fisted control, it is staffed by fry cook SpongeBob SquarePants and cashier Squidward Tentacles.
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Croxxed Out
Croxxed Out@FLCons·
This is something else. A restaurant that would charge extra for: Silverware insurance? Booth fee? Straws? Table cleaning fee? I'm surprised they didn't add a fee for printing the flippin' receipt! And then they have the audacity to add the tip in the bill as well and leave room for another tip on top of that! This is clearly a prank! It has to be! But if it wasn't, what would your reaction be to seeing a bill like this come to your table? 😏😬
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Grant Cardone
Grant Cardone@GrantCardone·
3 things I wish I would have know when I was 50 and the bonus 4th one is about retirement accounts.
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