Saabstory
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Saabstory
@sauceejack
🎶One for the money, two if by sea🎶 from my upcoming historical musical “Revere”
Katılım Temmuz 2013
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You might notice that the one thing all of Trump’s picks for administration roles have in common so far is that they’re election deniers. That’s why I’ll be surprised if Marco Rubio gets a job (he voted to certify Biden’s victory)
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@PamKeithFL @LesBreeding1 What’s implausible about it? Many of his voters care about Trump and Trump only. They voted accordingly.
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An under vote, is a ballot that has a vote for POTUS but the rest of the ballot is blank.
Trump’s margin in EVERY swing state appears to be based entirely on under votes.
That’s not just weird, it’s utterly implausible.
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@MBFloridaBully @ToddStn @KellyScaletta Right, and what’s most profitable is jacking up the prices we’ll pay to reflect not only the amount of the tariffs but a nice markup on them. Why build a new factory (which we’d also get to pay for btw) when they can just make us build them a better bank account?
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@ToddStn @KellyScaletta Lol. We already know how people with degrees predictions turn out. Wasn't this election a prime example of that? I do believe it's going to work exactly as intended. Greedy corporations adapt to the rules. They will do what's most profitable.
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They literally voted for tariffs to lower inflation. That's how fucking dumb they are.
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@JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Uniting? Sorry wrong number, Jeff. The position of mega-billionaire sycophant to this particular billionaire criminal turned-politician has already been filled.
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Big congratulations to our 45th and now 47th President on an extraordinary political comeback and decisive victory. No nation has bigger opportunities. Wishing @realDonaldTrump all success in leading and uniting the America we all love.
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@shadihamid Yeah but at least they laid off the "weird" thing that was super-effective but slightly mean, so they'll always have that.
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Democrats spent the last few weeks courting a constituency that doesn't even exist
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Herschel Walker: “We need to get out and vote for Donald Trump Jr.”
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@TeahCartel Just so long as she knows she’ll get stiffed on the bill for that representation
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*arrives in hell*
"Satan, what podcasts do you have down here?"
Satan:
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What % of the tax cuts were used by the wealthy to invest domestically and create jobs? Individual citizens get a better return on capital than the government, so as long as we create incentives for the rich to invest domestically, we should see a far bigger positive impact on society compared to what the government could have done
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I don’t think people appreciate just how much Republican tax cuts since 2000 have eroded our tax code and delivered a windfall to the rich.
From my piece in @TheEconomist. 1/
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Elon Musk says we must accept "temporary hardship" once Trump is elected.
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@StayWonked No more anything. Think of a thing. Never mind, it’s gone. Think of a cow. Too late! Elections have consequences. Especially if you’re a cow. Or a thing.
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Someone explain.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "The cows are gonna disappear. No more cows. No more anything."
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@SarahBurris @joerogan For sure, only Rogan wouldn’t have known enough to realize Trump’s spiel is gibberish
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See I wish @joerogan would have asked him to describe what a tariff is and what it does.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: Tariffs, taxes not on you... The taxes are on other countries that have been ripping us off
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@TreyYingst Deterrence means avoiding hostilities, it’s not a synonym for preemptive attack.
Israel wants war, sad but true. They’re out of control and we need to step away completely.
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Israel has started their attack against Iran, Fox News can confirm.
The strikes are meant to send a message of deterrence, I’m told.
There was communication with the Americans ahead of the strikes over the past several days.
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@highbrow_nobrow I guess she’ll do until he can find someone even less qualified
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🚨 ABC News reports that Judge Aileen Cannon, who dismissed Trump's classified docs case, is being considered for Attorney General if Trump wins in 2024.
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Dear @GovChrisSununu
What the hell happened to you?
How did you get this screwed up that you would refuse to denounce Trump praising Hitler?
Baked into the vote...are you really that far gone?
What a pathetic embarrassment.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Chris Sununu on CNN on whether Trump praising Hitler causes him to reconsider his support for him: "No ... we've heard a lot of extreme things from Donald Trump. With a guy like that, it's kinda baked into the vote."
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@pattonoswalt @icp Hey how about that- a rich guy who understands that paying high taxes is supposed to be part of the deal when you’re a rich guy.
PS Juggalos would out-party Kid Rock’s fans or eat them alive, whichever way it went down…
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Um, the @icp were literally door knocking in the suburbs today with a diverse coalition. Here’s photographic proof.
Lucy Monostone@boney_robin
@El_Daverino @pattonoswalt I don't think Violent J is going to be campaigning much to remind them though. Just an offhand comment on late night.
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@FPWellman @migold Golf stories. And The Aristocrats is a story about a family that works together.
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.@migold my man. It feels like you left a really important part of his little monologue out of this summary. You don’t feel like NYT readers should know he literally told a crowd of families about Palmer’s penis size? You didn’t find that notable? Seriously? Does that fall under “golf stories?”
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