danii sav

The Renaissance fair is just comic con but outside.

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

@qkrants I once had a job that didn’t let you use sick time once you put in your two weeks. It’s safe to say I wish I had quit without notice lol.

@dammnnjackie PMDD gang ring up 😤

I was actually suicidal every month when I was PMSing. Now I’m on SSRI and it’s just regular depression. Hellyea 🤘🏼

I can always count on a decent romantasy book to pull me out of a reading slump.

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I keep having dreams about fish tanks.

what's craziest about this is that botox wears off, so if you're an actor, you can plan your treatments around when you need to be able to emote on set. amanda seyfriend talked about doing this in interviews for Testament of Ann Lee! frozen forehead acting is super avoidable!

@cherrybby4u Truuuu

I might feel like shit but I’ll never look like shit 💅🏼

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

boobs are sexy, they're just on me at all times and I should be allowed to go to work unsexualized

@fadetokat M E A T

Good morning 🫀

I can’t stop thinking about BEANS.

computa make everyone be my friend

I was on Ritalin at 6 and I still don’t own a home. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I wish the texture of beef didn’t make me want to hurl.