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The Nuclear symbol is on the microwave plate the entire time

@paul_jkrause I enjoy Macbeth but for me Hamlet has always somehow spoken to my heart and made sense to me.

I personally like Macbeth more than Hamlet. Anyone else?

@HStvNews @waltermzembi @KahwaVongai *tastes

In all pink @waltermzembi the last minister of foreign affairs minister in the militarily deposed late Robert Mugabe government, tests freedom after 11 months at the Harare remand prison. Full story coming soon by @KahwaVongai

Cyril is a disgrace, he’s walking around with Wicknell who is under investigation by the hawks. His younger brother is a fugitive in RSA with a warrant of arrest issued against him, and Cyril as the President of a country, doesn’t see anything wrong with that.

Gosh as zimbos we have been through a lot

@baba_nyenyedzi Macbeth or Julius Caesar

If this were Shakespeare, what would the play be called and at what point in the drama are we?

@baba_nyenyedzi Perhaps more learners are opting for Cambridge and numbers are dropping and money coming in is dropping?

Making Zimsec compulsory; What problem is GoZ trying to solve for? Zimbabwe has well over half a million children who should, in theory, be approaching O Level. Yet only about 200,000 register as school candidates for 5 or more ZIMSEC subjects. The rest vanish into the mist, some repeat, some abscond, but many simply fall out of the system because they cannot afford to stay on the conveyor belt. With extreme poverty in Zimbabwe estimated at about 49%, that is the real scandal sitting in plain sight. Millions of kids are dropping out of high school. Yet, in its infinite wisdom, GoZ has decided that the urgent national problem is the tiny sliver of pupils who prefer Cambridge GCSEs. In effect, it wants to make ZIMSEC compulsory. Conservatively 10K pupils sit Cambridge GCSE exams in Zimbabwe. That is a rounding error against the full O Level age population and only about 5% of the ZIMSEC school candidate stream. This is the classic bureaucratic trick; ignore the collapsed bridge and the thousands of stranded villagers and fine the man crossing the river in his canoe. The question Cabinet should answer is simple: what problem is this decision trying to solve? The real issue is the children who never get to the exam room at all, the family that cannot raise exam fees, the rural child who drops out quietly, the parent choosing between food and registration. Instead of confronting that national failure, the state has gone after the tiny 2% sitting outside its examination monopoly.

It’s now emerged those behind the latest development on @MonavaleWetland Ramsar Site are Members of Parliament! 23 MPs have allegedly been allocated stands in one of Zimbabwe’s only 7 Wetlands of International Importance—while Zimbabwe is president of the @RamsarConv! #WetlandsMatter #SaveMonavaleVlei

@Itz__Priscy 2

Which combination matches better? Outfit 1, 2, or 3?

If you want to lodge your dissent to #CAB3 this is your route.

@sickdotdev Shaaaa you yelled at AI.... what could it have possibly done wrong. I am trying to upgrade my old Samsung ICS os to Nougat. Claude has been attempting to help me. I am so useless at it tbh I appreciate that it hasn't called me dumb... a real human would have opted out yonks ago.

received this email after insulting claude

1. Restore the rule of law; 2. Fundamentally change our budget priorities, shifting money away from the corrupt elite to education, housing, health & roads; 3. Slash the size of Cabinet & their perks and appoint Ministers known for their integrity and competence.

These saved many a piece of A4 paper. If you know you know.

@SABCNews @ThembiMrototo That guy got away with it Scott free.

QUESTION OF THE DAY | After facing charges in connection of an attempted murder in February, Bellarmine Mugabe, son of Zimbabwe's former president, got a fine and was deported back to Zimbabwe. @ThembiMrototo Do you think justice was served? #UnWrapAfrica #sabcnews

@DougColtart @DavidColtart That shirt is a powerful image!

Happy Workers Day! #OneManOneVote

@cozwva Gross eeeuw

A man from Nkulumane took his first born daughter aged 19 yrs old for a DNA test &found out that she isn't his biological child, the man said he can't waste his money Educating a beautiful girl up to University , so he decided to marry her & the girl also accepted, 🤣🙌

This #WorkersDay, let’s come together with one voice—wherever you are—to stand up for our rights & insist we must have a say in the future of Zimbabwe. 🪧Make your placard 🤳 Shoot your video / take a pic 📢 Share it to make your voice heard! #OneManOneVote #NoToCAB3

@TapiwaMunjoma Ahhhh this deserves a kikiki

I understand that it's a business capitalisation because zvaizvezvi ndiye ari kurira. But I wouldn't leave Marondera to attend this.

@Nompu90570329 @maetsa_kabomo If you believe this you are utterly misinformed. He lives like a king in zim. His money can take him anywhere in the world. Be sure the behaviour he exhibited in SA will be repeated in another country sometime soon. Do not fool yourself that his is punished,merely inconvenienced

@maetsa_kabomo Deportation is the actual punishment he is going back to his country he hates

Bellarmine Mugabe didn’t get punished. He got a discount. Ofcoutse they knew he would afford the fine. From attempted murder headlines… to a fine and a flight home. That’s not justice.

The majority of us are Tobiases. We are paying for the sins of greedy politicians. The effects of corruption are felt by the ordinary civilian while the culprits are living large. Poor health care delivery affects us & not them. Taxes are on us.The list goes on. Hello Tobias!