cleary

why all call times 6 am im so sleepy

my dog heard one ice cream truck last week and now is too scared to walk from 5pm-sunset. Ice cream trucks and umbrellas man dogs are crazy

my whole text history being erased is quite thrilling

when your friend names her goldfish from the fair after you

@benindaclub shakey shakey stirry stirry

Bartenders love that little shaking thing they do

I would say being a single mother to a puppy’s largest challenge is being at the dog park alone with her and really having to ~go~tothebathroom))

is there a more glorious moment then when the rotating fan hits you

the only thing I look forward to regarding the met gala is @theworstwestern nightmare blunt rotation tiktoks

my bf has a cold pray for me

“It looks like you have a piece of kale in your teeth” pops is not into the tooth gems

bought a loaf a bread yesterday but I can’t find it :(

sometimes I play the mad men intro on repeat on my phone for my puppy to watch because it’s the only thing that will make her shut the fuck up

institutionalize me

my phone pocket dialing my ex today after a crazy run in with my other ex is the icing on the 2024 cake

nothing takes longer then the granny picking out her christmas card stamps in line before you at the post office

accidentally bid and won a bunch of vacuums on eBay if anyone wants to buy one off me hmu

not ben on slack at a concert

asaprockyisagoodperson

enuf