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@nytimes As your great leader and King would. GOOD!

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York, is in a Florida hospital in critical condition, his spokesman said. nyti.ms/4n3KH8A

@TrumpsHurricane God send

Describe Jimmy Kimmel in TWO words or less

@LucasSa56947288 Yes agreed staged

Question! Do you think the WH correspondent dinner was a fake staged assassination attempt? (A: Yes (B: No

@nicksortor My God you people are so fucking stupid. These are AI generated woman he’s trying to save. But yeah double down and remind us all you’re even dumber then we already new you were.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces eight women protestors who were scheduled to be executed TONIGHT in Iran will NO LONGER be kiIIed Four will be released immediately, and four will be sentenced to one month in prison. “I very much appreciate that Iran, and its leaders, respected my request, as President of the United States, and terminated the planned execution. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

@MehekCooke This tweet hasn’t aged well.

Every foreign policy genius who spent a decade collecting paychecks to tell us Iran was untouchable just watched a real estate developer from Queens reopen the waterway that moves a third of the world's oil. The credential class should be embarrassed into silence.

@stephenasmith This tweet didn’t age well.

Watching my golf and seeing Rory McILROY falling about by the seams. Bad enough he lost a 6-Shot lead on Saturday, walking into Sunday as a co-leader, but now he’s missing gimme’s, surrending the lead to Cameron Young, who’s now got a 2-Shot lead. Not Good. Not Good at all

@EdKrassen What an asshole.

During the White House Easter egg roll, Donald Trump uses his time pushing political rhetoric on the children. “Biden would use the auto pen. He would have an auto pen following him around. He was incapable of signing his name so they would follow him around with this big machine… Who likes to fake news?”

@atrupar Tuesday I will post on threads that you have 10 more days to comply so open the fucking straight now!

"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air

@allenanalysis Agaian NATO is a defensive alliance born out of WWII. They have zero obligation to help us fight a war we started for no reason. Stop gaslighting and speak the truth. I don’t blame our NATO partners at all. Trumps a fool and they’ve had it with him.

French President Macron: “France did not choose this Iran war. We are not taking part in it. Nobody can force us.” Nobody can force us. This is not a diplomatic abstention. This is France — founding NATO member, America’s oldest ally, the country that helped birth American democracy — telling Trump and Netanyahu directly: you are alone in this. France: officially out. Germany: no. Norway: no. Canada: never. Japan: officially no. Australia: officially no. UK: not our war. Switzerland: airspace closed. Macron: nobody can force us. Trump threatened NATO with a “very bad future.” Macron just answered. Trump gets less than 1% of US oil through the Strait he mined. He asked the world to reopen it. The world keeps walking away. $21 billion spent. 14 Americans dead. Oil at $102. Cuba dark. Taiwan surrounded. Zero allied warships. Nobody can force us. Never stop connecting the dots.

@smerconish Sorry but Dems have offered to fund TSA what 4X’s? Fuck ICE

Yesterday's poll showed a sizable majority believe it is not fair to punish TSA agents in efforts to reform ICE. Democrats in Congress have refused to fund the Department of Homeland Security, which includes TSA. Do you agree with this result? Vote on today's poll 🗳️ at smerconish.com

@ImBreckWorsham @BeingJWood @RepThomasMassie 😂

So, according to the polls, Thomas Massie's odds of winning the Kentucky primary were holding steady at 53%. Then Trump flew in to the Bluegrass State and campaigned for his opponent Ed Gallrein. @RepThomasMassie now stands at 75%. 🤣😂🤣😂 You can't make it up.

@EricLDaugh This is the shit MAGA cares about. Have at it loser.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump drops BEAUTIFUL renderings of the “highly improved” Trump-Kennedy Center Democrats hate this because it’s not their idea!

@AngelaBelcamino Man you're such a sell out. Pathetic

My feed is full of conservatives openly criticizing Trump over the Epstein files and Iran. Liberals would never publicly challenge their own side like this — stepping out of line isn’t tolerated. One side debates. The other falls in line. Am I wrong?

Go @MikaelaShiffrin !!!

@DougWahl1 @IMontoyaInsists Good or them.

ARE THEY RIGHT OR ARE THEY RUDE? The Super Bowl champs Seattle Seahawks have announced they will turn down Donald Trump's invitation to the White House. No one from the team will go. Your thoughts?

@JenniferJJacobs @bariweiss Bari Weiss reposted this having no idea it’s AI. verified btw. Holy shit no wonder CBS is in the toilet.

Documentary shows protester who appears to be Alex Pretti kicking out the taillight of a law enforcement vehicle, then being thrown to the ground, 11 days before fatal shooting.

@RealLoriSpencer Never forget where I was. Just awful. All of us were watching on my college campus and just stunned silence.

You’ll never hear a room full of rowdy teenagers fall silent as fast as my 12th grade science class did as we watched the Space Shuttle Challenger explode on live TV. 🚀 #GenX carries the trauma from that one. 40 years later, it still hurts. 💔

@CrookedMedia Sadly they didn’t take the great advice they were given at the time and now we’re stuck with you.

“I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy...and a lot of people tried to convince my very young parents that they should just ‘take care of’ that problem. But I am eternally grateful that they allowed me the chance at life.” —Speaker Mike Johnson at the March for Life rally

@nytimes These people will kill ya all and we will have MAGA to thank for it.

Breaking News: Rejecting decades of science, the chair of the federal panel that recommends vaccines for Americans said that shots against polio and measles — and perhaps all diseases — should be optional. nyti.ms/4rg76R7

@defense_civil25 All this is missing is the swastika.

God Bless America!! 🇺🇸