shane brassington

Havertz is shit

#postcodes.

@caughtoffside John Terry in for van fraud Scholes in for Kev Ronaldo in for salah

🚨 Premier League All-Time XI 🚨 With Salah set to leave Liverpool, there's surely no arguing with his place in this team ⚽🔥 What changes would YOU make? 👀

@TeleFootball @SamJDean He doesn’t mate. Not players anyway.

Only Thierry Henry is ahead of Mohamed Salah in our poll of the greatest footballers in Premier League history. Who would you add to our list? And who would have to make way? Have your say and read @SamJDean's list below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@LegacySiu Darmian

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

@FCAtherstone Go on the face. No wonder it’s a win

HALF TIME! Atherstone Town 2-1 Aylestone Park Tom Smith and Dylan Parker strike to complete a first half turnaround after Aylestones early opener. #UTA

@UTDFondre Pushing it with yamal mate.

I doubt Garnacho ever saw how good Adnan Januzaj was before he started thinking Man United couldn’t do without him. Adnan was a superstar, incredibly good with both feet, the things he did yamal and Cole Palmer weren’t even close.

@conordawson41 Agree but they are getting more intolerable by the day. If you say one of their players isn’t world class it’s quite often a meltdown.

@sbrasso11 Nobody are as bad as the rats 👍🏽

I dont get why so many United fans on here are so against Arsenal winning the PL 🤷🏻‍♂️ Id much rather see them winning it before that other shower 👍🏽 Find it odd as fuck but there’s plenty of screwballs on here i suppose 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FCAtherstone When in doubt get the face.

HALF TIME! Atherstone Town 0-2 Northampton Sileby Rangers We trail at half time of a half that we've probably had the better of, but sharper finishing from the visitors has them in front. #UTA

@ChinoUTD Hear the haters cry about him. When really he could play in any Utd era. Not an argument worth having.

🚨 Evra: “Every season they bring a new ‘better than Bruno.’ Odegaard… silence. Maddison… injuries. Wirtz… two week debate. Funny thing? Everyone looks better than Bruno..until it’s time to be better than Bruno. He’s not chasing the bar… he is it.”

@PaamanuelUtd_ Dalot.

Realistically, what’s stopping this Manchester United team from putting 4 past Brighton..??

@LegacySiu Cr7

Guess the player Level: Impossible

@_onlyscott Surely it’s Brazil?

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: HARD

@UtdBloke_ He’s a kid. They haven’t developed properly. Give him time to be a star for the kids first.

Should They promote JJ Gabriel to the first team or it is too fast?

@LegacySiu Bareth gale

The red curved line represents an iconic goal Guess the Goalscorer Level: Hard Only real football fans know this goal😮‍💨🔥

@SimplyUtd @PeteHall86 @TheiPaperSport He’s got more chance of playing for Italy mate.

🚨 André Onana remains determined to reclaim the No.1 goalkeeper position at Manchester United once he returns from his loan spell at Trabzonspor. [@PeteHall86, @TheiPaperSport]

@rioferdy5 It’s not a debate

Debate…. A) Mane, Firmino, Salah B) Rooney, Ronaldo, Tevez C) Pires, Henry, Berkamp Who u going for?

@Hipsy_afya You can hear him talk just from this.

Who scored this goal…..?

@UnscriptedFooty How are people getting this wrong. It’s iconic

Guess the player Level : HARD

@ThaEuropeanLad Completely taking bias out of it it’s Bruno

🚨‼️Your life is on the line—and no room for bias...Choose ONE player who must score a penalty to save you. Who do you pick: Bruno Fernandes or Erling Haaland?