marcel

heres my new haircut + twinning with hammy

@DLN000 The crazy thing is that she is the one who shot down my idea of a potluck once bc she seemed disturbed and grossed out at the thought of eating food made by her coworkers

@scareadactyl people unaware of food safety drive me nuts man

My coworker just pmo so bad for being mad at us for throwing away chipotle she LEFT OUT OVERNIGHT in the office

My butch lesbian mom keeps trying to get me to agree to her buying me pride overalls

A not-so twitter pleasing opinion, but telling men, especially young men that they're inherently incapable of love, empathy, tenderness, or genuine connection and are only biologically driven to pursue women for sex doesn't help dismantle toxic masculinity, it just reinforces it.

@feydemon ur reallllly in that shit now!! this was the moment i was like oh wait this expansion is special

shadowbringers spoiler . . . . . . . . the nonchalant hornhead

i found out my crush/one of my ex best friends from high school has been trying to become a youtuber with her brother and they are really seriously giving cersei and jaime lannister boots down crazy style 😳 and this shit only has like 100 views

@superrealmaya Marcel

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

i love bonding with strangers by making a face at a moron we both witnessed

listening to my wife sing in the shower

neighborhood child with a noble cause

@superrealmaya nvm adtually i want you to rank head given

@superrealmaya Where am i.

@superrealmaya Okay then u are kissing bricked up hons on averageI guess

He's a sprout that musta been everything his ass had

@superrealmaya My wife is a great kisser and you know it

do you guys think tiny tim went on to transition