Mike Hawk

today we said goodbye to our little warrior. rest in peace baby, you are so loved and will be missed so much 😭💜

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We're so cooked. My man actually believes asylum-seekers get £5k to help them open a corner shop

welcome to the uk btw

My parents picked up their new puppy today and she is just adorable 😍😍😍😍 cant wait to meet her next weekend!

Nigel Cuntage is only 62. Here i was thinking, nae botha, he'll die soon. Genuinely thought he was older. Guess being a racist cunt makes you look older than you are

@B3nnyR 😭😭 fair

@sceptres96 Picturing an actual bungalow on a bridge with a sign

Driving home yesterday and some bungalow was stood on the bridge with a massive sign saying vote reform. Literally would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon than do something so ridiculously stupid.

Genuinely feel like crying bc of the state of the results. Yes its just a council election but like?? Its just sad knowing there's still people out there who feel stripping the rights of any minority is acceptable??

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

It’s May and I’ve held on

Envious of every single person heading to Shedfest 😭😭

If anyones interested in buying some football cards, come watch my mates stream and get some bits! whatnot.com/s/b071kRR4

Sometimes I wish I was one of those people that makes gym their whole personality and eats well and just looks great. Instead im a fat fuck that likes food too much. God knew id be too powerful if I was funny AND hot

Good girl Beryl!! @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk #Reform

Yes

@L0st_AtSea Haha! Yeah that tends to do the trick. At least you got it in the end! Good luck with the rest!

@sceptres96 It 100% was. I threatened to pull out and received the report the next day 😂 appreciate it!

Buying a house is not for the weak. I am tired 😭

@L0st_AtSea That is think is the owners error 😂😂 but honestly, if you need help send a message! I work in conveyancing so know the ins and outs and deal with this everyday

@sceptres96 Literally have no idea what's going on most of the time. I spent 4 weeks trying to get a cement screening report and the owner had it the whole time... 😂 Feel like it's hassle just for the sake of it

@_dexdringer That makes loads of sense! Could be that. I also just sweat a ridiculous amount in general, even if its cold which gets me anxious

@sceptres96 i spoke to my therapist about this! she explained it to be a mix of social pressures to do more stuff in summer if you have social anxiety (i do) and a change in daylight so if it affects your sleep that can affect your mood!

When even your therapist says its strange and he hasnt come across reverse seasonal depression ™️, then it really is strange. Pls send help i am not doing ok