Chris Schaaf

@Jen_bor hahahaha dont tell me you actually fell for that! #gullible

@TwtrlessABrown is really struggling right now. #GetItTogether #DontBurnTheHouseDown

@darrenrovell well thats wrong. You would be right if they signed him in March 2013 and for some reason still paid him $18 million last year

@Jen_bor My excitement can't even be put into words.

The champ has arrived and the trophy is up for grabs! Draft has officially started

Draft day for the @RFTFFL.

The first team to draft a kicker will have to beer bong a Natty. #RFTFFL

@Blankadonk never giving you my phone again.

@Blankadonk :-) love you hunny bear

Metta thirsty.

@TwtrlessABrown I knew you would be. It's okay though, I'm jealous of what you got to do last night.

Hoping @KDTrey5 and @JHarden13 actually show up to the @drewleague today!

i think this is only good on computers not phones but heres the brawl featuring @schaafsquatch9 youtu.be/DnDAomG9q3Y

@cschaef04 So naive. @MarkTatera

"@joerogan: Meet Yuka, the 39,000-year-old mummified woolly mammoth scientists want to clone vrge.co/12OVTJL via @verge" Science!

oh you hate everybody at the us open thats not from hb? never go to another event anywhere outside of huntington ever again then.

"@kerriyoung25: That rocky three hours of sleep will be the death of me at the bookstore today." Same. Except worse bc doubleheader.

"@MitchHuffman8: “@coolucas_: @MitchHuffman8 @heddagac @babyruckusss”" @schaafsquatch9