Intrusive Thot

My secret Santa had to surrender himself to jail today and I have to hold onto his gift for another week and this is exactly what it’s like to work in the service industry.

@chadwop Pinky up

photo of me taking my first sip of diet coke

Can tell I haven’t taken my meds in 2 days because I just found the legal name, address, phone number, & former employers of a man talking shit about my friend on Reddit

@willis536 @chadwop There will always be another one

@chadwop Yeah just sleep through your flight like @schmessica_!

with over 100 years of commercial flights why are you still running through the airport all crazy cause you’re late and making it everyone else’s problem?

Fucked my uber driver

@DJMyChemicalBro I thought my ring came from the middle of the mall?

I’m always fascinated by diamond stores in malls/airports. Who is shopping there and WHY?

America doesn’t want you to know that Hamas stands for hoes and money and success

Can’t relate to Selena Gomez’s songs about jealous ex’s because all of ours hate us ❤️

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

Sorry can’t party tonight, we’re too busy laying in bed looking up how much all our friends’ houses cost.

This is NOT what they meant by @FindLuigi

Ok sobbing

Watching Forensic Files to relax tonight.

Girl… I hope he texts you back

God has smiled on me today @Zaxbys

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

Lenny Kravitz New Year’s Eve party called ‘The Ball Drop’

Placing bets on coworkers hooking up & it’s getting serious

THERE’S ONE RULE

If y’all don’t stop wearing white to weddings I’m gonna fucking lose it

Resonate with this because I also think you’re stupid, but for unrelated reasons.