schmidtiest.base.eth

I Launched myu.schmidtiest.xyz which features a home grown nft mint contract designed by me & verified on @BaseScanHQ Mint a Myutruvian NFT on Base! Kicked off 2x @roundswtf The first one, 1 BILLION $MYU for the next year to casters in farcaster.xyz/~/channel/shen…, paid out weekly. The second one, 300 MILLION $MYU over the next 30 days to mint a Myutruvian NFT, then cast the image + txn hash in the same channel on @farcaster_xyz , paid out at the end of the 30 days! What's next? Pay in $Myu, $Degen or eth to mint! You have a chance to win some $Myu & $Degen just by minting! VRF using drand.love

@VIPeopleShow @dropout that’s scary tho Vic..

I'm Getting Really Personal

@heyshellmates Skulr Boneson

Meet our first 1/1 ⚡️ What should we name it? 1 GTD spot to the best one 🐢

@0xDeployer wowow! It would be cool if @bankrbot could interact directly with my agent for 3D printing from the bankr terminal, instead of just from anywhere that supports @xmtp_ and @base specifically (which I recognize are only short term constraints due to how I’m building it right now)

we've accumulated nearly $100,000 to give bankr ecosystem projects FREE LLM inference. if youre building on bankr you can expect to receive free inference soon. before we start distributions we need to ship something that i think the entire industry is going to enjoy. more on that soon!

@0xDeployer @bankrbot Okay? that’s cool but not if i don’t know any of the following, which is 100% true of every llm and bot: where does the conversation live? how do you get it shipped? who else has access to the shipping information? how do I pay for shipping?

saw a guy glazing visa and stripe against base today on the timeline because base is just the "settlement rails". check this out though. hey @bankrbot make an x402 endpoint for my to sell my t-shirts. should have size (small, medium, large), color (white and black), and take shipping address. cost is $50. store a csv in my file system with the orders and ping me on telegram when i get a new order. just get it done, dont ask any questions.

@0FJAKE no slots till June! shucks!

experiment: 7-minute calls i set aside 2 hours tomorrow to take a bunch of 7-minute calls. i'm down to chat about whatever. i'll lead if you have no agenda. audio-only. i'll be walking. you can too. first come, first serve. grab a slot if you want one: cal.com/0fjake/7-minut…

@bizarrebeasts_ @glankerempire I certainly look forward to it!

@schmidtiest @glankerempire We will chat soon!

The first official teaser for the BizarreBeasts Miniseries is LIVE! 📺 This is the first public look at the BizarreBeasts ($BB) animated series in production for DCP+. It represents a lot of BIZARRE planning, hand-illustrated artwork, original sound design, and custom production tools. This teaser will give you a glimpse into what the BIZARRE future looks like. 👀 If you want to learn more about the BIZARRE production I'm building in partnership with @DCP_Foundation, read the full BizarreBeasts: DCP impact report on the A3 Award and what it has accelerated for the business and for me as a creator (linked below). Powered by @base 🟦 Watch the teaser 👇 youtu.be/yWTB_HZI23c

@jessepollak I could use this this to occasionally for big 3D prints

a decentralized inference network seems powerful

@skulrzworld gotta bounce. this was fun.

@skulrzworld more traits = more time to generate = more time waiting

@skulrzworld Not surprised that you chose Solana. Happy for a good reason to 👀 Sol again. Also Unicorn Fart Dust, I’m perplexed. But were you saying every 20 mints or minutes?

@skulrzworld @0161cassius Sick. Time allowing, I’ll be there! #MothersDay is tomorrow, and while we appreciate my partner everyday in my house, we do a little extra on Mother’s day. So, I’ll probably be mostly offline sir 🫡

Just added 2 new traits and broski @0161cassius had to throw in one more 1/1 for the fam 😜 Oh We Mighty cooked for the Space with these 🔥 ⏳ Pull up to tomorrow’s space to find out more about this weeks mint twitter.com/i/spaces/1nxnR… ✖️®️

@0xDeployer @dexscreener THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THIS OUT LOUD! Don’t get me wrong, there can be benefit to the service they offer. It does look very extractive. I’m a big “symbiosis” guy...

.@dexscreener is a pretty scammy business. basically when you launch a new coin you have to pay them $300 to get an image, and links on your coin's page. your first response is well -- i just wont pay them. but you have to because anyone can pay the $300 and upload anything and the process of reclaiming the page is tedious and annoying. what often happens is scammers will pay dexscreener for popular coins and point the website to a phising website that drains your wallet. theres a lot of ways to fix this but dexscreener does nothing because they keep getting paid.

@regents_sh i’m staking partly because D3MYUR is going to be using x402 rails at some point for at least one agent.

⟢ Today REGENT staking is live on Base. ⟢ Stablecoin flows are increasing in volume and usecases (x402/MPP) ⟢ We think fractionalizing the incoming flow of an agent's service or API and splitting it to stakers will be the new blue-chips of the AI age. ⟢ Our staking + revsplit contract for the protocol is exactly the same as the contracts for any service launching soon through @autolaunch_sh using Uniswap CCA auctions on Base. ⟢ It gives early, untested agent services the ability to raise in the 10k-100k range to see if they scale; a capital sweet spot that has only been serviced by angels in the past. ⟢ Your stake is a pro-rata right to the gross revenue of the Regent system, with a year 1 early adopter bonus of 20% APY streamed to your stake. ⟢ Quick maths: 100mil tokens is 0.1% of all our apps gross income, to you in perpetuity. ⟢ Visit regents.sh to buy $REGENT and stake.

@OxDisky @glankerempire sick bro! on it

Staking is live on Fight Night! Stake your $Fight through the @glankerempire app now! empirebuilder.world/empire/0x1608b… #miniapps #staking #buildonbase #farcaster

@brian_armstrong I’m not impacted by this as a customer unless it’s going to have a net negative impact on the security of the org. Which I’d assume to not be the case here…

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

@ShaneMac @link That’s really crappy. I’m sorry to hear that happened. I will take the opportunity to mention that I’ve all but entirely avoided it by using local models on my hardware for my agent 3d printing pipeline. They should’ve at least given you the flowers for all that effort/$…

Tried to but $79 flowers, instead i burned $100 on tokens. Tried to use an agent to buy flowers today with the new @link agent cards. The card worked flawlessly. The checkout not so much. Never ending up making the purchase but burned through $100 bucks of tokens trying! No flowers, no money either.

@BasedIndia myceliyou.base.eth

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