Jonah Schmitt

@BarstoolBigCat Have no fear Daniel. I’m headed to Wrigley next week figure it out.

The Cubs suck right now. Bats look so bad. Situational hitting at zero. Lifeless But my rule is to wait at least until Mid May to overreact to anything. Not saying we shouldn’t be mad, but it’s such a long season.

@duerrfc @ShamsCharania Everyone has the right to say anything. But you also have the right to the consequences of what you say!

@ShamsCharania Free speech no longer a thing? #Legendary

The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

@spoforecaster @ShamsCharania Chicago?

@ShamsCharania Memphis cleaning house just like that? I thought JJ would stay fo sure. Where is Ja going then?

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading star forward Jaren Jackson Jr., John Konchar, Jock Landale and Vince Williams Jr. to the Utah Jazz for Walter Clayton Jr., Kyle Anderson, Taylor Hendricks, Georges Niang and three future first-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

@StoolMintzy Coach O screams Tulane

Tulane should go after Blake Baker to be next coach. He played college ball there & wife from North Shore. It is a perfect fit.

@HCWillieSimmons @EASPORTSCollege @bordeauxyoutube Sioux City Bandits represent!

I’ve never looked forward to being replaced in my life, but who better to don the headsets as the leader of FIU than @bordeauxyoutube!!! Let’s bring the winning ways back to the 305! #PawsUp #CFB26 #DynastyMode

@CarterKingsbury Great things are ahead Carter!

@BarstoolBigCat After this, your bid for Treasury will be solidified!

I may have a GOTY

@IowaHoops @CarterKingsbury The pride of northeast Nebraska!

@JeffPassan Have them hop over to Omaha!

A new stadium for the Tampa Bay Rays looked like a done deal in July. Now it's in question -- and the politicians who pledged money to get it built are sniping at the team. Free at ESPN: Where things stands, whether the Rays could relocate and much more. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

Here is the link for the very first Bandits Booth Review Podcast! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ban…

@ziibiing That’s a big ole word salad to say that you finance your waterbed.

@nehshelmets We actually did the same as the white helmets but flat black from 2013-2018!

The Homer Knights wore blank black shells during the 00's. They would wear black shells up through the 2018 season. I haven't been able to find any, but did they have decals on these shells at some point?

It's another edition of County-by-County, as we go to the northeast corner and Dakota County! #nebpreps

@3YearLetterman @LincolnRiley @ohhhhhhschmidt

Tag someone who never lettered in shit @LincolnRiley

The Sioux City Bandits 3X Champions 🏆 2011🏆2012🏆2015 16X Playoff Appearances 😤 Record 187-137-0 😎

The Sioux City Bandits will be hosting a Press Conference on Tuesday, August 8th regarding our league destination for the 2024 season. We look forward to sharing the exciting news with you.

For Immediate Release: The Sioux City Bandits, Topeka Tropics, and Omaha Beef have withdrawn from the Champions Indoor Football League - Effective Immediately. You can find the official release here: gobandits.fun/news/sioux-cit…

@DOM_Frederic This is what happens when you have Cubs fans pay your bills.

@K0DK0DK0D @Abbott19Julia @3YearLetterman @elonmusk *Yore

Until the Supreme Court struck down Biden’s vaccination decree, he tried to demand that we fire all unvaccinated personnel – some of our finest people

@JeffJun80346519 @mcword1 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Jerry, do you get to drive fully loaded 2013 Taurus? I didn’t think so. But coach does.

@cfmalloy @3YearLetterman Clarence. You finance your waterbed.

You're a pretty shitty coach then, if ask me. And none of mine would ever play for you. Take your policy & shove it up your leftist arse. You're like one of those coaches I couldn't stand in High School. Some of the stupidest people I ever met.