Brent Schneeman

@SpencerHakimian This is funny, too

Reporter: “WHY POST MEMES OF JEFFRIES?!” JD Vance: "It’s funny.”

@jojonanagogo @knownmoon_ Looks good

@GovAbbott Bet these kids wish they had a choice

Parents are their child’s first teachers. When parents have the freedom to choose the best education path for their child, Texas students thrive. This session, we will restore parents as the primary decisionmakers in their child’s education.

Thx @LEGO_Group @LEGOIdeas . Not quite my childhood home, but close enough for memories

@kingpika03 @Mikaela_owo @glatteis I will stay as long as I'm welcome. And sometimes a bit longer

@Mikaela_owo @glatteis (😘) nicht mal deinen Job richtig machen... Damals warst du echt noch besser drauf, da konnte man wenigstens nen kompletten Gehweg nicht benutzen sondern musste rutschen... Echt schade was des für arbeitsmoral ist @schnee (😘) muss auch mal wieder länger bleiben 😐

Dank Glatteis öfters fast auf die Fresse geflogen

Offer still open.

@MajorMajo1 @R4rji4 Where's the love?

@R4rji4 This

@R4rji4 Why you gotta be like that? I'm just doing my job...

@VVStardust @YouTube If you're down with @schnee then you're down with me

@YouTube @schnee

what’s everyone watching rn??

Ok. Fine. I've got 61$ and a hotel key card from Bozeman MT. @elonmusk - I'll take @Twitter off your hands. DMs are open, and we can meet @TheDriskill to sign papers

@GeeksAreMyPeeps @DrewCurtis In the MCU and some of the comics, sure. But I think "Thanos Wins" he's pretty much last standing. Also, Marvel Universe: The End, maybe

@schnee @DrewCurtis Nah he did a half-assed job

Who all has killed the Marvel Universe? Punisher Deadpool Wolverine who else?

#aclfest pro-tip: no bag lines don't really exist! Got a bag or chair? Take any line!

I upgraded my 5g reception yesterday. Had an expected day of flu-like symptoms. But then, "M-x spook" from my Emacs days popped into my brain, unbidden. Well-played Bill Gates. Well-played

@fu_yaya @NoLieWithBTC I am with you for sure. Taking away private health care decisions from individuals and putting them in the hands of demagogic politicians is gross and in poor taste.

@NoLieWithBTC I'm sorry, that was gross and in poor taste. I understand what they're trying to do but...my goodness. I hope it reaches the ppl they think it'll reach.

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

@RonFilipkowski Did @chiproytx forget about that other battle?

An angry Chip Roy declares war on Mexico after their president endorsed Beto O’Rourke for Governor: “If you want to come have a skirmish with Texas, you can meet us at San Jacinto.”

Hey @KXAN_News ! Update your browser!

Some photos of the Rás Tailteann finishing in Blackrock. Congrats to the racers! #Rás2022 @rastailteann

@KataKateri @58bugeye @dunecat1 @LakotaMan1 @robreiner

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

Texas state senator says Abbott ‘has tried to bamboozle’ community after Uvalde shooting thehill.com/news/state-wat…