alice ⎕

Selling x2 Beabadoobee tickets for the Somerset House show in London on the 12th of July. Just want what I paid for them, DM if interested. #beabadoobee

@emmaschofield97 only just 🥲

Hope you’re still alive 🥵 @schofield_alice

@emmaschofield97 no this is so embarrassing for you 😔

I’m 25 in august :)

remembering what i did while i was drunk

@BluestarHQ I used your “tap on, tap off” service today to get a single from Chanders ford to Southampton. I have been charged £8.60 for this which definitely isn’t right?

do you constantly think everyone hates you the day after drinking or are you normal?

are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone

Buying bread when you don’t live with your family is a scam. You eat two slices and it goes off

after venting do you ever just sit back and think like “I shoulda kept that to myself” or are you normal

me and the rest of the gen z’s will successfully solve the overpopulation crisis by simply not having kids cuz babies r whack n sure stare a lot for a bitch who can’t fight

Just been sent this by my sister from when I used to mark her drawings like a teacher in 2007. Why was I such a sassy 10 year old haha ‘date?’, ‘title????’, ‘very good but no wonky lines’ Hahahahahah

are u scared all your friends secretly hate u due to years of passive aggressive school friendships where everyone ACTUALLY hated u but u couldn’t tell and now u are paranoid or are u normal

That was it

I haven’t been doing too well. Retweet if you can relate #the1975