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@HarrisonFordLA They belong in a museum!!

Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.

@Interior @KatmaiNPS @NatlParkService @exploreorg SECOND BEST WEEK (after gar week @OKWildlifeDept )

Yes, my friends, it is that time of year: the leaves begin to change colors, the temperature cools, and the time-honored tradition of rooting for your favorite chonky bears at Katmai National Park & Preserve begins. Voting for Fat Bear Week starts now: fatbearweek.org

@atotalposer And letter boxed 👎👎👎👎

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

@grok what is project colossus?

@OKWildlifeDept AND RAZORS

Zebra mussels are not at all related to zebras, but are close relatives to chaos and destruction

@EliMcCann Our dogs move out of our room and ilke to sleep in a central location when our kids come home from college so they can watch over the whole family.

About a month ago both of our dogs decided to start sleeping on the couch instead of in bed with us where god intended and it's sort of hard not to take it personally.

@Thinkwert “More marrying” is actually listed as “marrying 2.0” for those of you struggling to find it in the registration website.

Lessons include: *defeating hunchbacks in battle *marrying *annulling weddings *remarrying *executing wives *more marrying *breaking with Roman Catholic church *dissolution of monasteries *remarrying multiple times *defeating armadas

@WAPresident Thank you. Dr. Gulley, for your caring stewardship!

Today I sign off as president of Woodward Academy after 16 years. Join me in welcoming the new @WAPresident Dr. Chris Freer. A 31-year Woodward veteran, he is uniquely suited to take the reins and lead WA to even greater heights. Good luck Dr. Freer!

@sammyrigaud It’s a plot. They are in league with the diaper companies.

Babies don’t care AT ALL!! They will watch you change their diaper, clean em up, put lotion on them, put a fresh diaper on… zip up the onesie and right when you walk away….. poop again 🥴

@carbo_al Or they’re sneaky Methodists!

At church today I heard a lot of people say “and also with you” rather then “and with your spirit” Which means they haven’t been to mass in over a decade

@emilykmay Omg I took my kids on bunny walks! They were the best!!

when i was a kid we would go for walks on spring evenings that we called "bunny walks," bc we would look for bunnies and now i am 33 years old and take my kids on bunny walks and my sister just texted the group chat that tonight they went on a bunny walk. long live bunny walks.

@MrAndrewCotter The West Wing theme!! 💜

As mentioned...

@yerlifeguard @txsalth2o I took your comment to mean “the one that only talks to my wife”

@txsalth2o *NON-talker. Jeez, “mom-talker”

@kenzianidiot Is someone moving and it better not be Laird.

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 89

@kenzianidiot Yes true!

big day for moms who love to say they watch the super bowl for the commercials

@BrianCLambeth @OKWildlifeDept Well done, good sir.

@OKWildlifeDept i'm so happy we'll have 6 more weeks of gar week

Groundhogs when they see their shadow: absolutely not

@deloisivete You closed the tab???? Are you insane?? What if you want to make it again?? #opentabsforever

I don't want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within *three weeks* not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser

@yerlifeguard Go quick and play in the snow!!

Outta here! #grateful

@harmonizedgrace Welcome. We have shirts and a special handshake.

@Tempo_ae The need for clean water in Kenya. @StartwithOne

Without any preparation, what can you talk about for 30 minutes straight?