Stephen Clossick

@igorbobic @MacFarlaneNews “I need to know if I get some of it.”

Sen. Kennedy says he has “a lot” of questions about Trump’s $1.8B “anti-weaponization” fund: “I need to know where the money is going to come from. I need to know who would qualify. I need to know the definition of weaponization. I need to know who's been weaponized against?”

@VictorishB123 @senatorshoshana A shark does love its ice cream

-_- you can correlate random things tylervigen.com/spurious-corre…

@CineCalendar Frank Sivero has a non-speaking role picking up the money from Scheider.

May 16th - Harry Mitchell (Roy Scheider) attends a baseball game where he's to give some blackmailers money for not releasing a tape of him and his mistress 📽️📅 52 Pick-Up (1986)

The White House plans to start construction of Trump's 250-foot arch by piggybacking on an unrelated contract, bypassing the public bidding process.

@littlesteven_ug @theblackcrowes @SIRIUSXM Please play Lifevest

TUNE IN! Chris Robinson of @theblackcrowes will be a guest DJ in The Underground Garage @SIRIUSXM this Friday, May 15th at 7 PM ET. With two encore presentations: Saturday, May 16th at 4 PM ET. Sunday, May 17th at 11:30 AM ET.

@daxe M is for mokraya

The T-72AM Is What You Get After Slapping Fresh Paint On a 50-Year-Old T-72A open.substack.com/pub/daxe/p/the…

@WeirdMedieval cabbage farmer

What job would you guys have if you lived in the middle ages?? I think I would be deputy manger of vertical integration for a small cathedral in the west of Flanders

@JustinWolfers David Stockman: The Triumph of Politics

@WCHLChapelboro How to be a good neighbor

After years of receiving complaints about the presence and effects of vultures around West Queen Street, the Town of Hillsborough is suing a pair of residents to try and put an end to their attraction of the birds. chapelboro.com/news/local-gov…

@JonahDispatch Cold nose is the tip of a mushy brain.

“Good morning. It’s Sunday. Some people take offense when woken up by a cold nose. But that’s the wrong way to think about it. The cold nose is just the tip of a warm heart. Also, I love you.”

@nickimoraa Ah, yes. This was on my FYP, where all the crap is.

@nickimoraa “Looks at his ticket “ ????

I was on a late evening flight, already exhausted, window seat, headphones in, mentally unavailable for any form of human interaction. A guy shows up to my row, looks at me, then at his ticket, then back at me like I’m the plot twist. “Hey… would you mind switching? My seat’s just a few rows back.” I already knew “just a few rows back” was code for worse in every possible way. I ask, “Window?” He hesitates. That hesitation told me everything. “…middle.” Oh. I smiled the kind of smile that already says no. “I think I’ll stay here.” He nods, but then hits me with, “It’s just that I don’t really like flying, and I was hoping to sit closer to the front.” Sir. None of us like flying. We tolerate it. I gesture gently, “I get that, but I specifically picked this seat.” He lingers for a second like maybe I’ll suddenly discover generosity mid-conversation. I do not. He sighs, does that little disappointed head shake, and walks back. I think it’s over. It is not.

@TerribleMaps Margrave

99% of Americans can’t name this country

@TheAtlantic @JeffreyGoldberg @caityweaver Take this money and gamble OR go eat as much bread as you can.

Which restaurant serves the best free bread in America? @caityweaver embarked on a quest to find out. theatln.tc/3jDfDKNA Weaver surveyed more than 500 people; traveled more than 13,000 miles; drank more Diet Coke than she thought possible; scoured the country—from a three-Michelin-starred fine-dining destination in Las Vegas to a lodge in the backwoods of Tennessee—all to find the best free bread. In The Atlantic’s May cover story, read about Weaver’s quest—and find her pick for the best loaf in America. 🎨: Produced by Grace Buono. Sources: Hugo Yu for The Atlantic; Rebeca Mello / Getty; Olga Yastremska / Getty; James Stefiuk / Getty; Diana Miller / Getty; Cavan Images / Aleksandr Kuzmin / Getty; Carlo A / Getty; Daniel Lozano Gonzalez / Getty; Anastasia Nurullina / Getty; Alexander Spatari / Getty; The Print Collector / Hulton Archive / Getty; StepPro / Creatas Video / Getty; Mel Melcon / Los Angeles Times / Getty; David Underwood / Getty; Guido De Bortoli / LAT Images / Getty.

@MacFarlaneNews Have you ever lied about how much you drink?

Here’s the questionnaire that House Judiciary Committee Democrats have asked Kash Patel to answer and submit ====>

@MensHumor @JonahDispatch The dragons I fight look like spiders.

Yea, BRENDA!

@juliaioffe @atrupar I thought it was Master Chief from HALO

Okay, so if Trump is a, um, doctor in this image, then the question stands: what is... that?

@senatorshoshana “With a name like Smuckers…”

Got called a nazi a bunch today because I *squints* oppose murdering Sam Altman So things are going great

@RonFilipkowski MR: Is my pardon going to happen? DT: There’s more $TRUMP available for an investment.

This is what it looks like when you sell your soul for ambition as the realization sets in that you boarded a sinking ship that is taking you down with it.

@depthsofwiki “Mostly harmless.”

here's how the "earth" article looked in 2001 when wikipedia was 3 weeks old, long before anyone realized that astronauts would someday edit the site from space

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!