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Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

When I die please tie these to my coffin

Hey @NintendoAmerica is this an official collaboration? This has ruined my perception of the Nintendo brand and will never be purchasing Nintendo products.

has anybody done this yet

The American Dream is apparently boarding a one-way flight to Lisbon. For the first time since the Great Depression, the US saw net negative migration in 2025, losing ~150,000 people, as in-migration fell to ~2.6-2.7M, down from nearly 6M in 2023, per the Brookings Institution. At least 180,000 Americans moved to 15 tracked countries last year alone, part of an estimated 4-9M-strong exodus abroad, according to a WSJ analysis. Portugal's US population has jumped 500% since Covid, Ireland welcomed 10,000 Americans in 2025 (double 2024), and US renunciation requests surged 48% in 2024. That figure is expected to be higher when the final numbers come in for 2025. Meanwhile, 40% of American women ages 15-44 say they'd permanently move overseas if they could, per a Gallup poll. And the UK is seeing receipts. A record 8,790 Americans applied for British citizenship in 2025, up 42% YoY, with 2,490 applications in Q4 alone, per Home Office data. Add in record Irish passport applications and a >20% jump in US academics seeking overseas jobs, and it's clear this isn't a digital nomad gap year. Cheaper healthcare, safer schools, remote-work flexibility, and political fatigue are fueling the shift. Europe gets dollar-earning talent while Americans get walkable cities and lower hospital bills. Looks like Uncle Sam is watching a growing slice of his middle class trade backyard barbecues for balcony apertivos.

@saysosis Anyone else feel like this is also the best of Stephanie Tanners bedroom from Full House

The biggest plot twist ever: Hannah Montana and her show never happened—it was all Destiny Hope Cyrus's imagination. She imagined being Miley Stewart and living a double life. Everyone she met and all the events that happened were just in her head.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

commenting “ai slop” on couples’ valentine’s day pics

Maybe an ice coffee on the way to work will lessen the horror of the consequence-free pedophiles ruling over us

Uhhh hey @united, I booked a flight to Florida not Panama 😬

Hero of the game @nhlblackhawks

Cheesecake Factory training is up to 4 weeks and then even after that you’re still in a probationary period and have to follow lead servers around until they deem you fit enough to drop brown bread by yourself. Just leaving that here for some framing.

When somebody tells me to decide

Straws are so back!

We said goodbye to Moose yesterday. He came into my life when I needed pure love, and that’s what he gave me for 14 years. We traded on that love, as well as something else I now realize was important: routine. For a guy like me who left home at 19 and had never lived the same day twice, our routine brought real comfort and stability. When dinner is always at 8, and the afternoon walks are at 4:30, those kinds of things can heal your heart. And they did, time and time again. Today my heart is so heavy and sore, but there’s more love in my life than there has ever been, and that’s because Moose helped lead me to it. It can’t be long before I unearth an old tennis ball - there must be a hundred out there under sticks and brush that were too hard to fish out - and when I do, I’ll give it a toss, and think about the dog I had when I was becoming a man, and how he was such a good dog, and that there isn’t ever enough time. But there’s enough love. There’s more than enough.

Imagine paying for Netflix every month, and then having to pay when you want to watch a movie, and then getting another Netflix bill 3 months later because one of the actors isn't signed with Netflix so you have to pay them directly. That'd be stupid...right?? This is a post about health insurance.

Do pharmacies know they can hire more people