Lesley MacGregor

@eurofounder Is the weeding before or after the wedding ?

My wife’s brother is getting married in July “The wedding is in Greece! It’s gonna be so beautiful” my wife was so happy I put down the copy of EU constitution I was reading “We are not going” I said “What?” “A return flight to Greece generates 0.8 tons of CO2 per passenger” “Stop, it’s my brother” she started crying “A selfish brother. Destroying the planet for his own pleasure” I said She run upstairs sobbing I understand skipping a family event is difficult, but this is the right decision to make Every person attending this weeding will have blood on their hands

@bushontheradio Oh shut up Andy !!

I never thought I'd be saying this but I genuinely think it's time to retire cheese and onion crisps. No one eats them any more, a flavour from a bygone era. Time for another combo to enter the variety bag elite.

@Jo_Caulfield 20 👍🏻

Someone posted this and said “I’ll bet nobody has done all 20” … a quick glance and I thought Easy! Turns out I was wrong. I’ve done 19.

@narindertweets Prob cleaner than some folk that put their feet on the seats or their dirty bags that had sat on the ground !!

I'm sorry, but how is it ok to put your dog on train seat meant for passengers? This is so unhygienic...ewwww someone will be expected to sit where dog bum has been?

@anxietymsgs It’s none of your business u less your a doctor and they are there for an appointment!!

@EmilySm43 I sat there till I ate it lol

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@benonwine Earache is the same but childbirth is the only worthwhile pain !!!

What’s a pain worse than Toothache or Childbirth?

@Hania16836 Her life

@Idarabasimi It could be to do with her periods or be none of your business 🤷🏼‍♀️

Can a virgin be on the pill?? Like she’s never ever had sex before but she’s using the “once daily pregnancy prevention pill”. Is that a thing??

@Neevarp77 @elenacute01 It’s AI 💩

@elenacute01 That video gave me such a scare thank God the dog and mom reacted so fast. Every parent's nightmare for real. 😨

@Witty3489 @elenacute01 @grok It’s AI 💩 the cars went through him plus the other guy crossing the road 😂

@elenacute01 @grok is this a real video

@AdaAdvocates_ @elenacute01 OH ffs it’s not real !!

@elenacute01 The way my heart actually dropped watching this 😱😱 That split second where instinct takes over is terrifying. So glad he's okay😭

@elenacute01 @itsaryaaa_ AI 🐂 💩

@itsaryaaa_ kids fault or mother

@UwayezuM46884 @elenacute01 It was AI 😂😂😂

@elenacute01 This is absolutely nightmare to this woman

@elenacute01 AI 😂😂 got hit by so many cars than went right through him and the other guy crossing the road 🙄😂😂 bull💩

@OliLondonTV I didn’t recognise her and have watched “Younger”

Actress Laura Benanti says she’s shocked that not a single person recognized her on a plane. “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

@WalkAlanWalk @dougiebrimson @marksandspencer They aren’t just supermarket flowers, they are marks and Spencer’s supermarket flowers 😉 😂

@dougiebrimson @marksandspencer You bought someone supermarket flowers? Do you hate them?

@gotrice2024 Who takes 1 slice of pizza 🤔😂😂

A man and his wife went out to dinner with friends and left his teenage tin with his youngest son and friends over to hang out. He decided to order a big pizza for the kids to enjoy while hanging out and playing video games, he sat the pizza down right in front of a lit candle. The youngest child opened the lid of the pox and got some pizza not knowing the lid was being burned by the lit candle they had in the kitchen. The boy sat down on the couch to watch some tv and enjoy his dinner while the pizza box began to be enveloped in flame, he went back for another slice and noticed the fire and put it out with some bottled water. The boy immediately called his father and told him what happened, his older brother stuck up for him and told his father that it was his fault for putting it so close to the candle. Was this truly the dad’s fault for putting the pizza by the lit candle or not even putting it out when he left?

@lady_valor_07 I would read more tha 4hrs if I could every day lol

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 4 hours a day, would you take it?

@JulieAlexa87285 @benonwine Although Leo Kanner discovered autism in 1943 after observing a group of children x

@benonwine None. No children with Autism or ADHD either, but that’s another story.

Be Honest….How Many?