Steve Preis

here's today's post: "the January 6 rioters are about to get millions, and We the People can go fuck ourselves" — why do we even have laws, if some shithead gets to ignore them? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4fvBdRG bit.ly/4fvBdRG

@JamieBonkiewicz 14 days is the new 2 weeks.

Update: So basically Iran needs to surrender now or they’ll have 14 days to surrender.

@marioliveirain Ask where the freshly cooked rolls were?

A pessoa te chamou para jantar e te serve isso, o que faria?

@theseanhealy @Cubskickass100 Easier said than done. Injuries have caught up with us.

@Cubskickass100 Gotta fix the pen and the starters asap

Cubs lose 9-8. White Sox were just better in the series. Definitely a tough loss. Stay optimistic Cubs fans. We are still in first place.

I hope Americans are paying attention to the fact that while millions are struggling to put gas in their tanks and food on their table, Mike Johnson is fighting to make sure members of Congress can still do insider trading because they only make a measly $174k annually.

@Strandjunker Logic will get you nowhere on twitter.

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

@MarkCBott @DagnyTaggartUSA Two pairs actually.

@DagnyTaggartUSA I have never in my life paid a "bag fee" or had groceries delivered. $10.00 you spent on a tip could have paid for a pair of socks.

One week of groceries for a family. Nothing extravagant. Just the bare bones in a blue state. I stay home. My husband only leaves the house to work. We have cancelled vacations. Taken our children out of extracurricular activities. Cancelled our gym membership’s. We do not go out to restaurants frequently. I’m wearing the same old clothes that I have for years and I need socks and underwear, but that will have to, I guess, never happen. @RFKJr_Official @POTUS @JDVance HELP!

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else. Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

@MarkMaxwellTV It is a regressive tax. It does impact lower income folks more. I learned that in high school.

Missouri voters will decide this November whether to phase out the state income tax entirely. The trade-off: a broader sales tax. Economists say sales taxes hit working families harder. The legislature says it's relief. Who's right? You get the vote.

@JoeConchaTV Once again the country waits for discovery, which will never happen because there will never be a lawsuit.

Eric Trump has an excellent case here. Jen Psaki threw out some wild accusations on national television with zero evidence or proof to back them up. This is Defamation 101. Let's see how she addresses this tonight (will likely somehow play the victim is the guess).

@_StonersRUs_ Those are the nice sealed bags.

Who remembers getting weed like this? 🤣

@creamsleeve Very optimistic but it's May. I am good with it.

Way too early season predictions for the Bears. Week 1 @ Carolina. Improved panthers team, battle of two former first overall QBs battling to start the year. Bears Win. 1-0. Week 2 vs Vikings. Home opener against division rival. Kyler Murray still not settled in with his new team. Bears W 2-0 Week 3 vs Eagles MNF We saw what we did to Philly last year. Now we get to do it at home. Bears win 3-0 Week 4 vs Jets We’ll kick the jets ass Bears W 4-0 Week 5 @ Green Bay. This is when it it gets tougher. Time to kick their ass at their house. Bears W 5-0 Week 6 @ Atlanta Poles vs Ian. We have the upper hand here. Give us those comp picks. Bears W 6-0 Week 7 vs New England TNF Vrabel drama still going in this late in the season, soldier field gets it done on Thursday night. Bears W 7-0 Week 8 @ Seattle Tough task going to the Super Bowl champs house. I’ll give them this one Bears lose 7-1 Week 9 vs Tampa MNF Another prime time game. Caleb outperforms Baker. Bears W 8-1 Week 10 bye Week 11 vs New Orleans Easy win Bears 9-1 Week 12 @ Detroit Hate these Thanksgiving games on the road. Weird stuff happens. Lions win but we get them back later. L Bears 9-2 Week 13 vs Jaguars. Tough game but Caleb gets us the win over Trevor. Bears W 10-2 Week 14 @ Miami. Nice little warm game late in the season. We are way too physical for them. Bears W 11-2 Week 15 @ Buffalo Traveling to a brand new stadium. Dj Moore gets revenge. Bears L 11-3 Week 16 vs Green Bay. Christmas We ruin another packers Christmas and ruin their season Bears W 12-3 Week 17 vs Lions Ben finally gets his revenge and takes down his former team. Revenge. Bears W 13-3 Week 18 @ Vikings They put up a fight but can’t take us down to end the season. Bears W Final record prediction 14-3 - cream

@Cubskickass100 They don't have much choice at this point.

I think Ben Brown definitely needs to stay in the rotation.

@vradi @CHGO_Bears Sounds a tad negative. That is a worst case scenario. 5-0 is the correct answer.

@CHGO_Bears 3-2

What will the Bears record be after Week 5?🤔 WEEK 1: @ PANTHERS WEEK 2: VS. VIKINGS WEEK 3: VS. EAGLES (MNF) WEEK 4: VS. JETS WEEK 5: @ PACKERS

@davebftv As long as they win.

Bears schedule is absolute cinema. 7 primetime games this season. They will play on primetime 3 weeks in a row. Bye is week 10, honestly perfect. Play the Packers on Christmas. Lions on Thanksgiving. Josh Allen vs Caleb week 15. Not sure the Bears have ever been more back.

@TrumpDailyPosts Trump

What is the greatest threat to freedom in America?

@OutOfTheVines Kyle has relationships in Detroit. He knows the Cub way. There is more than one way to do things.

Kyle Hendricks and Jason Heyward both joining front offices but not with the Cubs kinda blows

@Cubskickass100 Braves have excellent back end pitching.

How is everyone dealing with the tough loss?

There’s something deeply sinister about a Southern culture in America that will celebrate Black athletes entertaining them on college football Saturdays, yet resist the voting protections and political representation those same communities have historically fought for

@cody__cubs Your life begins in 5 days.

how does one cope with being 35? I have five more days to figure that one out. let me know