Jamie
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Jamie
@scotchjay
Rekt guy holder, Rekt brand shareholder, Rektdrinks enjoyer

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11 emerging brands in the last ~2 years have been acquired for over $1B, the median time to achieve that from founding to exit is 11 years rhode skin was the exception, fetching $1B after just 4 years. These brands created about $150m of enterprise value per year on average. Enterprise value created per year: - Alani Nutrition: $25m/yr - rhode skin: $250m/yr - GHOST: $206m/yr - poppi: $195m/yr - Coterie: $167m/yr - Dr. Squatch: $125m/yr - Siete Foods: $109m/yr - PetIQ: $107m/yr - Huel: $105m/yr - ColorWow: $83m/yr - Medik8: $67m/yr Pretty amazing that 2 of the top 3 came in the same energy drink category; just goes to show you the power law of riding the right market trends and capturing share is a blistering category.


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consumer research is about to get weird. a new paper shows you can predict real purchase intent without asking humans. you prompt an LLM to role-play a specific customer (age, income, etc.), show it a product, have it write a short reaction -> another AI maps that text to a Likert score. no fine-tuning. 57 surveys, 9,300 humans. ~90% of human test–retest reliability. the trick isn’t the model. it’s how you ask.



