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Well, all the cool kids were doing it and I didn't want to seem like a gonk. I now have an account on the non Elon Muskow place with the cloudless overhead area. scottelbee.bsky.social #defection #bandwagonjumping #elonisafucknugget

@RoyalMail I have been trying to buy stamps for 3 hours now. Across 6 browsers on 3 different devices I keep being told my session has timed out and is invalid and nothing goes in the basket.

@810DOOM Nah, I had something that I thought people might enjoy not seeing because of the algorithm so I posted it. Not going to make a habit of it though. If I want things to not get seen in future, I'll just not post em. Same end result.

@scottelbee Scott I think someone's hack your twitter mate.

#TrumpEpsteinFiles #Trump #Republicans #Shutshow #Shutdown2025 #Shutdown

@AsdaServiceTeam I guess I would. Tesco it is.

@AsdaServiceTeam Any chance that you're going to fix the issue with the "New improved" website? Or do I really have to re-register EVERY time I try to access it?

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@CnsprtrlRprt We dead yet?

A demon that’s been talking in ancient Sumerian to this seemingly normal person since 2013 says that the world is going to end May 27th, 2025.

I'll try this again without mentioning this time that the tipping point was a certain gesture by the Botox's hair transplant experiment who owns this platform. I don't know if I can be on here right now. I'm a hypocrite so might be back. But maybe not. I don't want to aid a Nazi.

@ceefaux I've not been taken full notice of stuff on this platform since Chrimbo, and missed these. This one is

@MrTibblesNewEra I am setting up a business to import some of these cheap eggs that are gonna be on the US market.

Well I don't know about you but I'm looking forward the the war in Ukraine being over tomorrow and the release of the Epstein stuff.

@RasheedPat63498 @MrTibblesNewEra You seem confused. I am not a citizen of the US.

@scottelbee @MrTibblesNewEra You’re welcome 👍 Have a great Inauguration Day! 👊🎉🥃

You've started early. @RasheedPat63498

@MrTibblesNewEra Ah it looks like you are discovering the Tartaria and Mudflood conspiracy world. See if you can manage to keep a straight face, especially when you get to the bits about giants etc.

Eh? New to this, sounds fun.

@RasheedPat63498 @MrTibblesNewEra So, you have absolutely zero proof and I can therefore dismiss your claim entirely. Thanks.

@scottelbee @MrTibblesNewEra Even if I showed you inflated average electoral role numb between Muslim households and others, what rule would that break? None! hence the word ‘tactical’. But you and this country are incredibly naive.

@RasheedPat63498 @MrTibblesNewEra Now all you need do is show the evidence that this has or is happening. And why, how it is they avoid detection by the electoral commission and local councils... but let's leave the myriad reasons why such schemes DON'T happen. Show us the evidence that they do.

@scottelbee @MrTibblesNewEra No dickshit, it’s called tactical voting. Very simple: A group from an area electorally registers a group from a different area, the action is reciprocated, then both parties can vote in each other’s interests. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic…

Good news, #TikTok users: #Trump is going to save Tik Tok (at least temporarily) from the overzealous government's #tiktokban which is a direct result of Trumps #ExecutiveOrder to ban Tik Tok. & he'll get away with it too. Folk'll be cheering how he saved Tik Tok or tried to.

@MrTibblesNewEra @CrazyVibes_1 If you care about sexual abuse ONLY when it's perpetrated by brown people, then yes, you're far right. Though a simpler term exists: you're a kunt.

The thing is...... That's bollocks. The only people claiming this are those using the abused girls to try and change our government to one they like. They failed at the ballot box. @CrazyVibes_1

Tom MacDonald does a track called Daddy's Home with Roseanne in front of some genetically deficient MAGA's where Roseanne says "Screw Eminem. I'm Roseanne." Barbie Girl is Grammy worthy compared to this.

@MrTibblesNewEra @elonmusk Alleged is doing some seriously heavy work there. Let me rewrite this headline so it's more accurate: Some people are making shit up. There. That's a much fairer headline.

While you daft feckers on the right keep making up shit he won't need to. You showed us exactly what arseholes you are in the last 14 years. Nothing has changed apart from you proving what whiney bitch losers you are @elonmusk

@MrTibblesNewEra @elonmusk The ship is just awaiting hair implants, facial reconstruction, Botox and and a fresh supply of Ket.

Well you could hardly use the old ship could you? @elonmusk