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Scott Andrews

@scottfutile

Reclusive former writer of absurd nonsense. Occasional contributor to #newsbiscuit

Katılım Nisan 2026
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Scott Andrews
Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
We used to be a nation of great satirists before reality became even funnier.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
I suppose it just goes to show that if life is art, humanity is a satire.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
The greatest mistake womankind ever made was striving for equality. Women aren't equal. They are better.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
And we have entered this curious juxtaposition with a generation of young women marching beside men that don't believe in the rights their ancestors fought for. For men that would see them eroded completely in pursuit of Sharia Law.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
Recent years have reminded us of this. How many women on the Epstein list? How many women fired from the BBC in disgrace? How many female leaders have started wars in the last 20 years?
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Scott Andrews
Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
#Sexuality confuses me. Why is it bisexual and not anysexual? Surely people that hire prostitutes should be buysexuals? But then it would probably make Irish estate agents homeO’sexuals.
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richard
richard@Dickwith2dogs·
They should invent a pope that fights crime.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
@Martina Imagine being afraid of intelligent women. When you should be in awe of them. Someone needs to rip his beard off and make him eat it.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
I find Brexiteers a fascinating species. Now complaining about waiting in airport queues. I thought they would be happy about it. The more time they spend in the airport the less time they have to rub shoulders with the bloody foreigners.... #Brexit
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
Just finished #FalseProphet on @netflix. A phenomenal documentary delving into the psychological destruction committed by one evil bastard. I must admit tears were shed in the last episode.
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
@EYakoby Not really a surprise. The UN to human rights is what Thames Water is to clean water.
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
Afghanistan’s education minister has announced that women are permanently banned from schools. UN Women has not said a word.
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Sabine Hossenfelder
i think people are drawn to conspiracy theories because that way they get to make sense of a world that just doesn't make sense
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Scott Andrews@scottfutile·
@Reeseforsure You can spot them because they are the only ones that smile when talking about the current state of the earth.
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Reese
Reese@Reeseforsure·
How do the lizard people fit into this mess
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METAVERZUZ
METAVERZUZ@METAVERZUZ·
True or False: The 1990s were the greatest decade in music history.
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