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Kent Police have launched an investigation into Nigel Farage for aggravated livestock worrying in the Romney Marsh area.
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Scott Andrews
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Scott Andrews
@scottfutile
Reclusive former writer of absurd nonsense. Occasional contributor to #newsbiscuit
Katılım Nisan 2026
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@RayASullivan @NewsBiscuit Thanks Ray. For a moment I was worried I had caught philosophy.
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@scottfutile True words from a great satirist on @NewsBiscuit .
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We used to be a nation of great satirists before reality became even funnier.
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I suppose it just goes to show that if life is art, humanity is a satire.
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The greatest mistake womankind ever made was striving for equality. Women aren't equal. They are better.
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And we have entered this curious juxtaposition with a generation of young women marching beside men that don't believe in the rights their ancestors fought for. For men that would see them eroded completely in pursuit of Sharia Law.
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Recent years have reminded us of this. How many women on the Epstein list? How many women fired from the BBC in disgrace? How many female leaders have started wars in the last 20 years?
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Goat girl Melania denies everything
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#Sexuality confuses me. Why is it bisexual and not anysexual? Surely people that hire prostitutes should be buysexuals? But then it would probably make Irish estate agents homeO’sexuals.
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@Martina Imagine being afraid of intelligent women. When you should be in awe of them. Someone needs to rip his beard off and make him eat it.
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Evil fucks. And I am being kind
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby
Afghanistan’s education minister has announced that women are permanently banned from schools. UN Women has not said a word.
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I find Brexiteers a fascinating species. Now complaining about waiting in airport queues. I thought they would be happy about it. The more time they spend in the airport the less time they have to rub shoulders with the bloody foreigners.... #Brexit
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Just finished #FalseProphet on @netflix. A phenomenal documentary delving into the psychological destruction committed by one evil bastard. I must admit tears were shed in the last episode.
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@EYakoby Not really a surprise. The UN to human rights is what Thames Water is to clean water.
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Afghanistan’s education minister has announced that women are permanently banned from schools.
UN Women has not said a word.
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i think people are drawn to conspiracy theories because that way they get to make sense of a world that just doesn't make sense
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@Reeseforsure You can spot them because they are the only ones that smile when talking about the current state of the earth.
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@METAVERZUZ False. However, music has just steadily gotten worse since.
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True or False: The 1990s were the greatest decade in music history.
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