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@untypicalboro This is the sort of post that accompanied our demise out of the play offs last season “oh but we are still 5th”, week later “oh but we are still in the play offs, we’re 6th”. It’s been a shambolic few games. Professional footballer scared to shoot. Fans are right to call it out.

Having foolishly dipped into social, it turns out #Boro (2nd, lost 1 in 5, same points cushion as before KO with 7 to go, 3rd best GD - 22 - in the division, only 2 weeks ago hailed as nailed on to go up AND flourish in the PL under a boss we'd be lucky to keep) are shite again.

Why does he turn into Wee Jamie Lee at the end? Yerrrrrrrrrrr

@mbnotagain97 Don’t think she even attempted to press her button 😂

Cathy about the make the easiest 1.5k ever on the chase there

Today, an administrative immigration judge ordered the deportation of Rafael Rubio, a City Council employee. This is an affront to justice. A dedicated public servant with legal authorization to remain in the country, Rafael showed up for a routine immigration appointment and, despite following the rules, he was detained and has now been held for months. He should be immediately released.

Raver’s final wish sees DJ Rolando's ‘Knights of the Jaguar’ played at his funeral in Italy 🕊️ A final goodbye soundtracked by a timeless techno anthem. 🖤

I’ve been looking for this video since I saw it a while back. It’s one of the most joyous things you’ll see today. Discovering music you’ve never heard before for the first time. There’s nothing like it…enjoy…

@hayleyweeen @Bobby_Zimmerman @AIfieNUFC @johnmerro1 Who is he mic’ed up for? Podcast / live radio?

@Bobby_Zimmerman @AIfieNUFC @johnmerro1 We weren’t

Harry Hill has some fun with Emmerdale😂

Hello @nhs I would like to apply for assisted dying

Absolutely superb this! Don't often see a crowd like this these days

@PUSB_PUSB Course not. Enjoy the 1 point gap for now

@scottjack79 I'm not cocky

Frank Lampard leaving the CBS after thrashing Middlesbrough on Monday #PUSB

@PUSB_PUSB You’ve still thrown away a massive points total I wouldn’t be too cocky

@scottjack79 And all very quiet now

@YourSouthend Wonder why they may be low IQ 👀

An Amazon Prime driver has got their van stuck in the mud in the Thames Estuary after they drove into the sea following a satnav route. They were trying to reach Foulness Island, near Southend, to make a parcel delivery. But the driver followed a satnav onto The Broomway which is an ancient tidal path across Maplin Sands with a long and dangerous history. It regularly disappears under the sea, is covered by fast-moving tides and thick fog. It is not suitable for vehicles. We published a video of the situation on our Facebook page and Instagram feed. Security staff working for QinetiQ, which manages Foulness Island for the MOD, said the driver abandoned the van as the tide began coming in.

There wasn’t enough days in the weekend back then 🕊️

@djtonyperry @Darren76780228 No worse feeling for a DJ than pressing the record button 😂

@scottjack79 @Darren76780228 Legend mate. And I still didn’t do it perfectly tbf. This was take, probably about 15!

📺 🦁 ⚽️ 90s #premierleague anthems

@Darren76780228 @djtonyperry Just because you don't know what he's doing doesn't mean it's shite, it's actually very tricky to do what he does in this video

@djtonyperry The fake DJ man isn’t doing anything. Can we live in a world where we don’t need a person in a video point at shit. Can we just watch the shit?

@an50233675 @93vintagejones It’s largely a concrete shell, with various bags of flesh inside it. Guess which one gets damaged more

@93vintagejones Funny how a large TATP / shrapnel bomb has just gone off but the fabric of the room has suffered absolutely no damage at all, isn't it?

"We appreciate their contribution as a city-region famous for the warmth of our welcome."

Fred again.. and Caribou playing the classic 'Born Slippy' by Underworld 🤯

@untypicalboro To be fair he was completely spot on

Looking forward to the post-match interviews to see who Chris Wilder blames. #UTB #Boro