Scottie P

200g of strong OO flour, 2 whole eggs, 1 egg yolk, pinch of salt. Put everything in a food processor till breadcrumbs, turn out onto bench, knead into ball, clingwrap and fridge for 30min, then roll out and cut. Roll out just under thickness of a beer mat.

Ben Habib is singing like a canary. He’s claiming that Christopher Harborne gave £1M each to Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage to help Boris get elected & persuade Nigel to stand down in 2019. He’s also claiming that he gave £14M to the Brexit Party & tried to break electoral law.

@InesBetancur1 @SteveInmanClips got to do this one please

Qué bien por el caballo 🐴, solo se defendió de un acosador descelebrado de mierda 😁😎🆒

@JeremyVineOn5 It was for security reasons 🥴

Nigel Farage's £5 million row - does it matter to you? The Reform UK leader is facing questions after it emerged he accepted £5 million from a wealthy businessman before standing as an MP. Should he have declared it?

@PookyD81 It’s bloody rank alright. If you want a decently nice drinking red that doesn’t break the bank, this little drop from Waitrose costs £9 on offer and is great.

This dog shit of a wine now has its own stand at the supermarket. If I see anyone I know buying some I will punch them in the face.

Reform waking up to realise Nige isn't prime minister but they're now just in charge of multiple bin collections

@CrerarKeith @plinketyplink2 Perfect tweet Keith 🤣

@plinketyplink2 Tice is not your friend. If he was an ice cream flavour he would be pralines and dick

Looks like there’s been a big schwiiiiiiiing to the far right..

@TiffanyFong Disco biscuits

Why does Rachel Zegler move her mouth like that ?

@Scaramucci All you have to do is look at which world leaders Trump admires most, Putin, Modi, Bolsonaro, Orban, Jong Un, and then how he actually treats so-called allies, and that tells you everything you need to know. His actual words and actual actions, Americans are idiots.

Fascism

@ChristnNitemare Pffffe, doesn’t everyone have those dreams and wake up with bruises on them, I mean there was this one time when I woke up and even my pj’s were on back to front.

Unbelievable!

@Jennnyyyyyy 18kg

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@Drax_Neel Fool

No English words have double 00 apart from FOOD and DOOR. Prove me wrong

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @ValentinaForUSA Why even give this fucking mole any airtime at all.

"You are a disgusting, Islamophobic bigot that hates two billion people on this planet because of their religion... Shame on you!" Piers Morgan shuts down Valentina Gomez's claims that her ban from the UK was "unfair". 📺youtu.be/T76MYp1KW7g @piersmorgan | @ValentinaForUSA

@SeanyBoyy89 Maybe you can use your crane licence to put up some more flags mate.

Update on my situation. Tower crane work has dried up and I’ve been left with nothing after 7 years with a clean record. Taking legal action because this was over my political views and concerns for my kids and my country. Freedom of speech has to mean something. 🇬🇧

Every foreign policy genius who spent a decade collecting paychecks to tell us Iran was untouchable just watched a real estate developer from Queens reopen the waterway that moves a third of the world's oil. The credential class should be embarrassed into silence.

@draloneboy How she doesn’t go home totally fucking exhausted everyday dealing with these absolute fuck knuckles is just beyond me. It’s like a scene from Don’t Look Up.

Jessica Tarlov: “All Republicans that voted to confirm [RFK Jr.] who are saying we are denying people vaccines.” Jesse Watters: “What vaccines has he denied someone?” Jessica Tarlov: “Covid-19.” Jesse Watters: “To who? Who can’t get a Covid-19 shot?” Jessica Tarlov: “To Erick Erickson’s wife, to begin. And Bill Cassidy used — ” Jesse Watters: “Wait a second. You mean you can’t walk into your doctor’s office and get a Covid-19 shot?” Jessica Tarlov: “No you can’t! Why don’t you ever prepare?! Why don’t you prepare? Kathy Hochul had to do an emergency — ” Jesse Watters: “Is this true?” Kayleigh McEnany: “No, it’s not true.” Jessica Tarlov: “It is true, Kayleigh. Stop!”

@Timcast Keeping the grift alive.

After reading all the replies to my tweets I have come to realize that I have been wrong about everything Trump is demonic and a Mad King, I should have seen it sooner. Israel has been controlling everything the whole time, I was blind. I apologize and hope that moving forward you will still consider reposting me on X and buying my coffee

@PaulMarcoe Stepping onto an electric train track, or retrieving a frisbee from electrical power cables (that might be a British thing)

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@jenks_burgh @mark_slapinski Hey Joey, lay off the roids for a while man, chill.

@mark_slapinski You retarded fuck! How about the people the regime was killing! Or maybe the threat of nuclear bombs you fucking people are stupid fucks!!

I'm genuinely confused What the fuck was the point of the Iran war?

@Acyn @donwinslow Instead of telling him where they’re from, just once I’d like them to say “it doesn’t matter which paper I’m from, just answer the fucking question”.

Reporter: Deliberate attacks on civilian infrastructure violate the Geneva conventions and international law.  Trump: Who are you with?  Reporter: I'm with the New York Times Trump: Failing New York Times. Circulation is way down. Reporter: Are you concerned that your threat to bomb power plants and bridges amount to war crimes? Trump: No, not at all. These are disturbed people. Quiet. You no longer have credibility. You’re fake.

@AnnCoulter I only want to listen to legal experts when I agree with what they’re saying!

I really wish "legal experts" hadn't screamed bloody murder about every little thing Trump did, so they could speak with authority now that he's actually committing war crimes.