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@AdamCarollaShow #richmanpoorman Asking for change. (homeless person or presidential candidate)

@BaldBryan "A coffin." As a 10-year listener, this is a top three joke from you. Still laughing.

Please cast your vote for my cornhole team name. Thanks!

I've started writing a monthly blog post in exchange for office space. Check out my first post: goldengrouprealestate.com/our-picks-the-…

@drkilometer Cabinetry

Parallel. Haven’t misspelled it since.

Feeling the heavy, relentless, nagging, splattered crush of fatherhood today.

@LyndseyMcK you are a genius. Drunk 2 is fucking bulletproof. On repeat since the podcast. Any soundalikes you recommend? Thanks! @mannequinpussy @allsongs

Brilliant speaker. Instant fan! Tulsi Gabbard by @joerogan on @Castbox_fm. Check out this episode. #podcasts #castbox castbox.fm/vb/153468488 @TulsiGabbard

Headbanging for #sparty tonight!!! @MSU_Basketball #FinalFour

Just me or everyone? Loud motorcyclists should be smashed by kayak oars as they drive down the road.

One of the best use cases of analytics I've seen. Cried several times writing this story sas.com/en_us/customer…

About to drop his first black diamond in the driveway

@GinaGrad Done

I’m thrilled to hear it!! Would you be so kind as to leave this comment under the recipe? It would help me a lot! grainfreecomfortfood.com/2019/02/chicke…

@GinaGrad Props on the chicken cacciatore recipe. The fam loved it!

Well deserved. The best movie I've seen in years. Congrats team!!!

If #FreeSolo doesn't win best doc tonight, I'll eat my climbing shoe. Good luck Chai, @jimkchin and @AlexHonnold! #Oscars

A winter defined by ings – writing, climbing, skiing, reading and cleaning up after a two-year-old. The ball pit was a horrible gift @adamcalta.

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is the difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt." –Mark Twain

@joealindsey The perils of being a cocky copywriter

Will never spell infrsucture, insfruasture, ahem, infrastructure right the first time. Any words you always misspell on the first attempt?