Thankful Fred 🍁🙏🏼

@YGTUT Why preacher’s son the goat?

Feeling a lil social. Ask me anything..

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a wise man once said

@cjzero The fact that this is an actual still from CNN and not a meme is really something

We Vibin to @joelosteen only in the Uber

Six more weeks of flavor

@Postmates #betterthansanta #postmatesgiveaway let’s goooo merry Xmas hook a fella up wooooooo

@ihatebigmike Someone add the ice cream Sundaes from goofy goober’s please

Saving the world. Again. #ArcherFXX is Now Streaming #FXonHulu. New episodes Wednesdays on FXX.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED BITCH GO

If I ask how your 4th was you’re legally obligated to ask how mine was so I can tell you I did the hermosa Iron man

Follow to watch me gamble my money away yall

This is enraging simply because Kim Potter is a murderer and last year when that black woman was being violently threatened by white supremacists while in her home, the police said there was nothing they could do. Community men came and sat outside her house everyday for months.

I could probably do a whole entire stand up routine of accounting jokes but I’m sure everyone would just write it off...

@patrickcotnoir A Cosmic Brownie with peanut butter spread across and some milk

Did you have a weird after school snack? For example, there was probably a year where I would come home every afternoon...and sauté an entire onion.