Matthew Turner

@KidRock Awe , the inbred MAGA pussy is threatened by a picture on a can. Like all the other trumpanzees , getting worked up over this and drag shows etc. The entire world is laughing at you and your fragile little group of right wing , hillbilly twats 😂

@screechingweez Who the fuck is @CConnell8 ? Does anyone want or need him ? You’re fucking spare parts bud.

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@FatMike_of_NOFX @HeadRitchard It's a joke dude , that's Brian from Night Birds And Chris who was originally in Night Birds

@fatmikesbooger doesn't even look like a booger ! It looks like a shit my cat took this morning ! Lame contest should have been a winner !

@fatmikesbooger so who won ?

@fatmikesbooger how's this work for comparison ?

@fatmikesbooger fuck I didn't read the part about a quarter does this pic not count? its on my fucking finger tip !

@fatmikesbooger well I guess I have to stop blowing my nose for a month , think he'd go for 50 vinyl instead of CDs ?

@FatMike_of_NOFX camped out to buy this, ebay.com/itm/NOFX-My-St… , and then fuck me on ebay cause im a diehard and collect all your records

You know you've made it when they quote your song in One Tree Hill. youtube.com/watch?v=y6EC_O… 😓

Why do they call it Good Friday? Oh yeah, because my people killed Christ today! #MelGibsonSuckMyMatzoBalls

Went on an egg hunt this morning with my girlfriend. I was hunting for ovarian eggs not dyed chicken ones. More like an easter egg cunt.

RT“@buck2502: @billmaher @FatMike_of_NOFX Everyone should hear this amazing speech from Charlie Chaplin. Inspiring. youtube.com/watch?v=Wibmcs…”