sean slein

@AskPaddyPower is there odds on mason howell being the top amateur at the masters?

@Flynn_Stone10 @adodarcy @McDonaldsAu #McGot

@adodarcy @McDonaldsAu @screwples Unless @screwples is flipping burgers in Maccas 😔

Good to see #NoPickles. Bad to see #Bite @McDonaldsAu #BigMac

An octopus entertains the crew of EVNautilus for more than five minutes by stretching its tentacles to form a huge balloon. Spotted at a depth of 1,600 m (5,250 ft), this octopus from the Cirroteuthidae family is about 1.3 m (4.2 ft) in length. Full video: bit.ly/30MdIff

@Flynn_Stone10 @TheClub @FoxhillsSurrey @gerry_gezza Similar to Oakleigh..... fast Green’s

@TheClub @FoxhillsSurrey @gerry_gezza @screwples

Mate is new to the game 🏌️ 21 handicap 📉 Needed down in 3 to get in the 💰 Danger = OB by putting green off the back of 18 at @FoxhillsSurrey ⚠️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DewyGJ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t drunk text my ex, I drunk text Liverpool players and tell them I love them! I’m 30 years of age 🤷‍♂️

@cianjdoherty #fakenews

@PPOffers Mahrez 2-0

For a £25 free bet, predict the first goalscorer and final score in Newcastle v Man City tonight. Deadline to enter is 6.30pm. #PaddyPPileup

@adodarcy @Arsenal Wonder where they got that idea 🙄

Spinny wheels are always a winner....always! Top notch from @Arsenal content dept. Did they take the idea from @screwples though?

@ChappieMc1988 Disagree: - More room for ingredients - Better sauce spread - less skagged from the bread so could move your way into a half stick with this method

Just saw a a fella order a breakfast roll and asked the lady to pull out the excess bread in the roll when she cut it open #pervert

@john_greenman 👍🏼

Is it fair that there’s not half as many world class footballers compares to 2000-2010? 👍 or 👎?

Can I pet that dog? CAN I PET THAT DAWG? CAN I PET THAT DAWWWG? 😂🐶 🎥: Kayla Holley

@DewyGJ The perfect crime no?

Honestly would you be fucking arsed? 🤷‍♂️

@sueverity @rickygervais @john_greenman @TheOne_DH

@rickygervais hi Ricky I have tweeted you many times about my lovely dog Chutney. I wanted to tell you we sadly lost her last week. Miss her so much xx #14yearsold

Glorious.

Klopp...😂

"See if a hear wan crack" 🤣🤣 fanny

@john_greenman @ali_hegarty @Kloppholic Me at right back slinging one into an angry out of position @StephenGo89 surely

@ali_hegarty @Kloppholic Ohhhhhhhh that’s JG all over! You were on the MONEY!

@darb3 Only one man in the parish who knew how to whack a valve. That man was you

@john_greenman Oh e’s got a bit that boy

Stop that now!

@TheOne_DH @blockbates The jumps at the end best part surely

I just cant see this enough. Sorry...i love him. 😍