Scritches JRC

@LeahCheshier Thank you for reviving the American dream. I hope you know just how much this means to us! Thank you and all those who made this possible. Godspeed Artemis II.

We just flew 4 astronauts around the Moon for the first time in over 50 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@vxunderground Gonna need to price that CRAM into the CISO budget this year.

Last time on Dragon Ball Z: The United States government threatened to destroy Iranian critical infrastructure, notably bridges and electrical grids. Today the Iranian government responded by publishing (an incredibly dramatic) video threatening United States tech bros

@Antonlovesdnb This is great if you purchase AI. Connecting my datasets to that stuff? There is huge hesitation everywhere demonstrated in strategy and policy. Most outright prohibit it under certain constraints. Query optimization? Sure. Linking it to my APIs? Nope.

#ClaudeForBlueTeam - Day 21! You have a bunch of Splunk queries that you've written and haven't had time to review for optimizations. Have Claude do that for you. This skill reads an existing query from an Obsidian note, runs it, benchmarks the results then suggests optimizations. The optimized query is then executed as well, with the results compared. Now you have a sweet iteration loop with sanity checks built in!

@Arrogance_0024 That's the least we'd give, for many gave all. Including Him. Happy Easter!

Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

@askaya Get new leaders.

In your eyes is Russia: friend or foe? As a Russian-American, I want the relationship between my countries to be strong 🇺🇸🇷🇺 Imagine the power of the alliance…

So thankful our air crew was rescued. For all you knuckle draggers out there, thank you for doing what you do. 🇺🇲

@BuzzPatterson I don't want this to be right, I truly don't.

Democrats are sad tonight. We rescued a hero in Iran.

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"You appeared in 5 searches last week" LinkedIn what exactly I'm supposed to do with this info?

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

@Chris__X__ Definitely have done the Fred Flintstone a time or two.

You haven't really lived until you've had to push a car with a dead battery, jump in, throw it in 1st gear, and pop the clutch like a pro. Old-school struggles and unforgettable memories.

@Tarikh_Eran It's those Chinese parts.

One of the IRGC missiles fired from Fars province ricocheted and fell in the surrounding village. An abnormal number of failed missile launches have been reported in the past 72 hours.

@FBIBoston Be a Roman Centurion. 🤔

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@cyb3rops AI as self-censorship. An interesting study idea.

A bit more context on why I think this way: I’ve shared a lot over the years - thousands of rules, blog posts, methods, tuning ideas, and research. That was always fine as long as turning public ideas into working tools and solid detections still took real time, skill, and engineering effort. What changed is that the cost of copying has dropped a lot, while the pace at which the remaining gap may close is hard to predict. It’s not about being against sharing. It’s about not handing out every detail once the cost of copying it has dropped that much. And to be honest, many of the people acting morally outraged about this are not living by some absolute principle of full openness either. Most people do not share the code, detection logic, methods, or internal know-how that directly supports their livelihood, their employer, or obligations they’ve signed up for. They just usually don’t say that part out loud.

@vxunderground Self censorship

As someone who collects malware stuff, I strongly dislike this. I understand what Mr. Roth is trying to convey (I think), but something about this irritates me. I'm not sure what it is yet, this is irritating me somewhere emotionally and I don't understand why.

@JenMsft @vxunderground They're in the hardware! I REPEAT, THEY'RE IN THE HARDWARE!

Hot new graphics cat just dropped

@eternaltxts Don't piss off old men. They know more than a dozen ways to get even and how to dispose of a body.

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@JadenJTW Microslop

We need a slur for people who use Microsoft products

@MonotoneMustang They're scritches

@5ducks5 Texas Ranger Museum

翻訳機能でテキサス州が大好きになった知人が「テキサスを満喫したい！今年の夏は1週間テキサスに行く！テキサスを全部回れる？」と言ってきたのでこの画像を送って「赤枠がテキサス州だ」と伝えてから返事がない。テキサスの人は良い機会なので見どころを端的に教えてほしい。広すぎる。

@clashreport China shilling for Islam wasn't on my bingo card for April. Uyghurs take note.

Chinese Foreign Ministry: The root cause for disruptions to the passage through the Strait of Hormuz is the illegal US-Israeli military operations against Iran.