Sir Rob the skiving. #LBFB

Oh bugger this. I am a straight white, right wing, cishet Male, but I want 1) Adverts featuring gay male couples. 2) Idris Elba as James Bond.

@Steven_Swinford Have some dignity, and stop pretending he’s a colossus. He’s a wannabe tinpot dictator, stamping on his own people because he can’t even point a peashooter at anyone else.

Breaking: Keir Starmer is travelling to the Gulf today for talks with allies about reopening the Strait of Hormuz in the wake of the ceasefire between Iran and the US He will also meet British servicemen and women in the region and thank them for the work they have done in intercepting drones “I welcome the ceasefire agreement reached overnight, which will bring a moment of relief to the region and the world.  "Together with our partners we must do all we can to support and sustain this ceasefire, turn it into a lasting agreement and re-open the Strait of Hormuz."

@itvnews A “world leader” without any warships to send. A “statesman” presiding over the implosion of the entire economy and industrial base. He’s like a social butterfly who never goes home because all he has is an empty kitchen and peeling wallpaper.

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is travelling to the Gulf to reiterate the UK's support for the newly agreed ceasefire between the US and Iran. He will hold talks with Gulf leaders on “practical efforts” to restore freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. itv.com/news/2026-04-0… ITV News Political Editor @Peston is travelling with the PM

@Geniustechw @JamesApps3 Set up a wood chipper next to the Pakistani embassy, so the chips fly into the garden. Execution and deportation at the same time!

🚨 JUST IN — Pakistan migrant arrives in UK for only 5 days and tries to rape a 12yo girl and two 13yos. British patriots stopped him. What do we do with this monster? A. Life sentence B. Deport C. Execute and deport the remains

@NeilWayneSmith @fandompulse She probably doesn’t realise that there was anything before STD. It’s a hell of a thing, isn’t it? Some of us watched over six hundred episodes before STD, then dozens more of STD,PIC and SNW… and we’re “not fans” and “never knew what trek really was”.

@fandompulse PLUS all TOS & TNG movies & Lower Decks series..... #SmellsLikeBullshit

Starfleet Academy star Gina Yashere claims the show is one of the best of Star Trek: "I thought we made an amazing show. The first season was fantastic, and we just finished shooting Season 2, and I can say Season 2 is even better. We just kept building on that platform we made, and in my humble opinion, I think it was one of the best first seasons of Star Trek made." Do you agree with her?

@bigxxxxdan @fandompulse Ah, but she said that like, three weeks ago, so she’s had ample time to catch up on the six hundred or so episodes up to the end of Enterprise.

@fandompulse Gina Yashere also said She has never watched Star Trek so she comparing it to nothing

@MartinMonmouth @DPJHodges @afneil The worst of it is, there are more ships in a battleships game than we can put to sea.

@DPJHodges The PM is off to review the strategic deployment of all our battleships. @afneil

The spectacle of Keir Starmer pretending to be the leader of a global coalition securing navigation through the Strait of Hormuz, when the Royal Navy does not have a single reliable destroyer in the region, is quite something.

@LondonLabour If this was real, you wouldn’t have to talk about it so much.

Here's how🧵

@LabourfutureUK Unemployment spiralling, Welfare spending out of control, Public order collapsing.

Minimum wage rising 📈 State pension increasing 📷 Two child limit abolished 📷 Rights at work strengthened 📷 Labour promised change. Labour is delivering change.💪🏻 theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@bphillipsonMP They’re paying for foreign students who fraudulently claim loans and default on them. Fancy closing that loop hole?

As the situation in the Middle East causes anxiety for people across the country, this government remains focused on the cost of living. Labour is stepping in to make sure graduates at home don't pay the price for conflicts abroad. itv.com/news/2026-04-0…

@itsonlyYC @LeoKearse Take it? It looks like she ate the last one!

@LeoKearse I think she could take that truck, no problem.

Tiananmen Square? More of a Rice Krispie Square moment.

Made me laugh.

@KarlTurnerMP @wesstreeting @TheBMA Karl, everyone who was paying attention rather than backing Tories and celebrating Streeting’s “triumph” knew that it was a complete lash up from beginning to end. Your dignity is worth more than this.

I know how much @wesstreeting cares about our NHS and how he is doing his level best to negotiate with @TheBMA in good faith. In negotiations there has to be compromise. I think residents doctors union reps need to come back to the table asap with a view to compromise.

@tudor_lancs @KarlTurnerMP @wesstreeting @TheBMA Try even getting on a waiting list once you’re over retirement age, let alone mid 70s.

@KarlTurnerMP @wesstreeting @TheBMA Shame he doesn’t care about patients. Paying the NHS £3million a month to get rid of people off waiting lists.

@crockford_ian @UKLabour If you’re over 75, the NHS won’t help. Yeah, that’s progress.

So grateful Sir Keir and @UKLabour are in government. No illegal war, closer links with European Union...children taken out if poverty and lots lots more.

@afneil @jackiem29967594 Those strikes were run by Labours own activists. The “generous” deal that was offered didn’t fix anything, but meant that the doctors could be painted as “greedy” in any future crisis.

All very well. But when it was the Tories having to deal with the hard-left resident doctors’ leaders, Labour pols like Wes Streeting said a deal could be reached if only the Tory government negotiated with them properly. So what’s the excuse for no deal now?

@timmyvoe @Richard00655575 The strike that the Tories faced was driven by Labours activists. Streeting capitulated rather than negotiated. 1) it made Labour look decisive. 2) it painted the Tories as unreasonable. 3) it was so expensive that it could be used to undermine the doctors during real disputes.

See the difference Wes Streeting said the power to stop Resident Doctors strikes lay solely with the Government when the Tories were in power Now the blame is solely on the Resident Doctors 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ Hypocritical, inept, weak, useless

@PhilipIngMBE @wesstreeting Indeed the “negotiation” he’s boasting about was basically a capitulation, agreeing to an expensive deal that didn’t fix anything, so that they could show off that they were “fixing the foundations”

@wesstreeting I think Wes - you will find the Tories did negotiate and hit the same brick wall you are hitting

The Tories refused to negotiate. We have negotiated - with BMA officers, who agreed it and recommended it to their committee. Their committee rejected it and have refused to meet me repeatedly. There is fault here, but it’s not the Government’s. It takes two to tango.

@wesstreeting You don’t “negotiate” you capitulated, giving them an expensive deal that didn’t fix anything. The whole charade was run by your activists to bring down the Tories. Now there’s a real crisis, and you’re trying to blame the doctors.

@MonarchoHoppean @DrewPavlou It’s been found, on a balance of probabilities, that your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

@DrewPavlou He was found on a balance of probabilities to have - among other things - machine gunned an unarmed civilian with a prosthetic leg to death, and pushed another off a cliff. How the fuck can you defend that?

The Australian government just arrested our most decorated veteran from the Afghanistan War for alleged war crimes. Ben Roberts-Smith was awarded the Victoria Cross for Australia after singlehandedly storming two Taliban machine gun positions by himself in order to save his own SAS team. And this is how we repay him. I spoke to an Australian Afghan war veteran who told me that the Australian government literally paid for billboards in Afghanistan offering to pay random Afghans to come forward with war crime allegations. What country on Earth would do this to itself? Tell me: When does the Taliban plan on holding war crimes tribunals into their own people? When do the Taliban plan on holding themselves accountable for terrorism? Absolutely retarded to purge your own men when fighting a brutal barbaric enemy that respects no rules whatsoever. We are a cucked nation. Free Ben Roberts-Smith.

@AltMhor @GriftReport Proving that not even Hamas are all bad.

@GriftReport Hamas would brutally murder them all Useful Idiots and nothing else

Terrorist supporters in Sainsburys removing stock they think is from Israel to staff that clearly are tired of their shit.